To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

[AmadeusRocks]

That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

Any one who cries 'what about poo?' isn't doing anal in an educated way. Douching changed my life!

It's not taboo though, is it? Surely not any more.
It's about as niche as belly button piercings and Statement Nails
Classy

You had a baby at 36 weeks on Sat and you are now on here posting about this?

Quite Chazs.
And all the people coming on to discuss anal and poo, very probably some sad fucker is having a wank at your posts.

It's not messy and it can be good if done carefully and at the right time. You have to be very turned on and relaxed for it to work ime. But poo isn't involved at all!

Evening all
Many thanks for all your kind reports regarding this thread.
We're on the case
Thanks
MNHQ

If someone is wanking over the prospect of poo under their fingernails then good luck to them! Actually, I ave heard talk on MN before now of actual poo wanking (where a man has a wank to pass the time whilst sitting on the toilet squeezing a shit out)...

I was deleted for stating the obvious

What is the Mn consensus on felching?

(enjoy your food)

Ladybeagleyes I was going to same just the same. I don't know why people keep responding to threads like this. You might as well have sex in your living room window for wanking weirdos to enjoy.

Thank you for sharing that property.
You is way coool and sexually liberated .

It is half term and GCSE / A level revision time but I am sure that is completely irrelevant.

Thanks, Lady

Seems to be fashionable. There's going to be an awful lot of incontinent women in a few years time...

There have been loads of thread on MN about anal sex before.

hmm.

Wasn't there a thread on here about the strange link between anal sex and Centre Parcs at one point?

To be fair, are there not loads of other places pervy old men could get their kicks than mumsnet?

Ooohh here it is...

Talk/relationships/a1385104-Center-Parcs-Anal-sex

Yes there was somewherewest - I remember that thread. I don't know why people are calling the t word to be honest.

Well you need to go and find some support in the relevant sections of MN Amadeus. The breastfeeding topic, or May 2013 group. Don't start threads about anal sex.

Breadline Sally

Class!

You broke yet OP?

Birth story?