To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

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That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

Walls and porches. Sounds like something from Grand Designs.

Pegging?

You give your porch a quick once over with a damp sponge every now and then don't you Ken? Same with anal porches. You douche!

How do you douche your bum? I don't have a bidet. Do I need to use the hosepipe?

Sorry, see that query has been answered.

Karcher Jet Wash Viva. Just to be on the safe side.

See my post at 13.02 viva

Rimming makes me squeal!

I've washed. I'm clean. But a nose and, ahem, mouth pressed against my hoop and I can't help but flap in giggly embarrassment that I must still smell. Cos it's me arse!!

ok, just googled pegging (will tell dh it was to do with how to hang the washing out in the best way ) It was not the pegging I understood!

I'm intrigued to know what your pegging was now dreams

Yeah share, dreams

Piles and anal fissures come to mind reading this thread.

If any partner wants bum sex even though his other half is not keen it should be obligatory for him to road test it himself first - a broom handle should do the trick

God I really miss having a porch

There's nowhere to store wet brollies and muddy boots in this house

The cat has a bed in my porch.

Such a handy little area isn't Sparkling?

I love my porch Noel.

Pegs! God, I feel a bit embarrassed now, but many moons ago I had a boyfriend who always wanted to try something new and we`d seen this in a film and he wanted to try. I allowed one, it was to painful. (I am going back to the 80s in my defence, now I would probably need them to pin them from going south )

oops, need another o

Do you mean pegs on your fanny flaps?

After a really horrible day this thread has made me literally cry tears of laughter, my sides actually ache.

The healing power of Mumsnet

clothes pegs ?

when I was a kid I put a clothes peg on a cat's tail

that was amusing

I read that Paula Yates used to 'peg' Michael Hutchence. Made me a bit squirmy.