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To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

323 replies

AmadeusRocks · 29/05/2013 16:58

That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

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Sparklingbrook · 30/05/2013 20:24

Walls and porches. Sounds like something from Grand Designs. Grin

Oblomov · 30/05/2013 20:34

Pegging?

TiggyD · 30/05/2013 20:47

You give your porch a quick once over with a damp sponge every now and then don't you Ken? Same with anal porches. You douche!

AmandaPayneNeedsANap · 30/05/2013 20:53
VivaLeBeaver · 30/05/2013 20:55

How do you douche your bum? I don't have a bidet. Do I need to use the hosepipe?

VivaLeBeaver · 30/05/2013 20:56

Sorry, see that query has been answered.

Sparklingbrook · 30/05/2013 20:58

Karcher Jet Wash Viva. Just to be on the safe side.

AKissIsNotAContract · 30/05/2013 20:59

See my post at 13.02 viva

FrankSpenser · 30/05/2013 21:02

Rimming makes me squeal!

I've washed. I'm clean. But a nose and, ahem, mouth pressed against my hoop and I can't help but flap in giggly embarrassment that I must still smell. Cos it's me arse!!

DreamsTurnToGoldDust · 30/05/2013 21:04

ok, just googled pegging (will tell dh it was to do with how to hang the washing out in the best way Grin) It was not the pegging I understood!

AKissIsNotAContract · 30/05/2013 21:05

I'm intrigued to know what your pegging was now dreams

FrankSpenser · 30/05/2013 21:07

Yeah share, dreams

Fakebook · 30/05/2013 21:10

Piles and anal fissures come to mind reading this thread.

grimbletart · 30/05/2013 21:17

If any partner wants bum sex even though his other half is not keen it should be obligatory for him to road test it himself first - a broom handle should do the trick Grin

TiggyD · 30/05/2013 21:23
NoelHeadbands · 30/05/2013 21:26

God I really miss having a porch Sad

There's nowhere to store wet brollies and muddy boots in this house

Sparklingbrook · 30/05/2013 21:28

The cat has a bed in my porch. Shock

NoelHeadbands · 30/05/2013 21:29

Such a handy little area isn't Sparkling?

Sparklingbrook · 30/05/2013 21:31

I love my porch Noel. Smile

DreamsTurnToGoldDust · 30/05/2013 21:45

Pegs! God, I feel a bit embarrassed now, but many moons ago I had a boyfriend who always wanted to try something new and we`d seen this in a film and he wanted to try. I allowed one, it was to painful. (I am going back to the 80s in my defence, now I would probably need them to pin them from going south Grin)

DreamsTurnToGoldDust · 30/05/2013 21:45

oops, need another o

AKissIsNotAContract · 30/05/2013 21:56

Do you mean pegs on your fanny flaps?

SassySpice · 30/05/2013 21:59

After a really horrible day this thread has made me literally cry tears of laughter, my sides actually ache.

The healing power of Mumsnet Grin

AnyFucker · 30/05/2013 21:59

clothes pegs ?

when I was a kid I put a clothes peg on a cat's tail

that was amusing

SassySpice · 30/05/2013 22:02

I read that Paula Yates used to 'peg' Michael Hutchence. Made me a bit squirmy.