To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

[AmadeusRocks]

That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

To clarify, I don't think anal is dirty however I think that poo under the fingernails is rather yukky.

why on earth would you get poo under your fingernails property, what you doing

This is the weirdest post ever for someone with a 4 day old baby

??

Really, really peculiar.

Anal fingering? Would it not involve the possibility getting a bit of poo nails? Not too sure fingers would smell to good either [ grin]

WTAF?

Aha ok doh, didnt think of that (ha ha actually dont want to either)

OMG it's Wednesday teatime. I am about to have my jacket potato.

Well I'm proud to say I am am and intend to remain an anal virgin. xxx

Oooh, Sparkling, we're having jacket spuds too - and really looking forward to them. Must scrub brain of this thread first...

Hope you're not having brown sauce with those jacket spuds...

Oh it's you. Breadline Sally.

Bored now.

Chicken and gravy Worra.

Don't knock it untill you've tried it

Who's Breadline Sally?

BREADLINE SALLY?

How fabulous is that?

Think about would ypu are saying. .. that gay men can't enjoy sex and it is disgusting.

They can and do!

Now I know why I spend hours on the computer when I should be doing other things. x 1000000000000000000000000000000

Breadline Sally?

As in Bread?

Breadline Sally? I'm now singing it to the tune of mustang Sally...

click if you dare

I don't think anyone said that Compo.
It's just an odd thread to start from a woman who gave birth on Saturday, has three threads in this name and who's waters miraculously broke in the middle of the last one.
Plus i don't want to read about pooey fingernails at teatime, ta very much.
The whole thing is very .

Whos Breadline Sally?

I wasn't accusing her of being homophobic or owt. Just having limited imagination.

Anal isn't my cup of tea but can completely see how someone could be totally into it.

I like anal. Nothing like pooing. I find my clit a million times more sensitive with a cock in my arse.

I douche before too! A trick a gay friend taught me. No mess, no stress!