To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

[AmadeusRocks]

That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

I know pegging is actually something else but I've got the giggles now imagining one of those twee little peg holders (on the coat hanger) hanging off the bedpost

Well yes, pegs on sensitive places, he told me it would take me to new places, it did, him not me though, nearly knocked him into next week.

And you now know how the Hi-Di-Hi character Peggy got her name...

No wonder Buddy Holly yearned for Peggy Sue. Dirty bugger.

What the heck is pegging?! My mind is too innocent for you lot!

1. Launch incognito window from browser.
2. Google "wtf is pegging".
3. "Oh, that has a special name?!"
4. Consider it.
5. "Oh, no. No no no. Nooo!"

Now I've educated myself I'm putting pegging into the same box as anal. It's called my Ohgodnoyou'vegoneonesteptoofarpleasepleasenoyoucan'tmakeme box. It is firmly listed under "Things Other People Can Enjoy and Good For Them".

This did make me laugh though. I rather see his point

Sorry ODearMe x-post as I wandered off to grab a beer half way through typing the above. But if you follow steps 1 & 2 as I did, all shall be revealed.

Im actually on the loo, doing a poo right now.... Sorry

Couldnt think of anything worse

Nothing beats the phrases "horror turd" and "anal porch". Would add a dangerous edge to bullshit bingo.....

If you are considering an anal porch please remember it will either:

1. Need to comply with Building Regs.
2. Require planning permission.

I'd advise talking to your local planning department.

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Oh sorry I googled pegging then wandered off:

Pegging = Wearing a strap on penis, I'm unsure if it matters who but I don't think the man would need one.

Okay what else is there? [vanilla always emoticon]

Oh ball busting do we all know what ball busting is?

Would you overheat if you had your anal porch double-glazed?

My porch has a sliding door and coat hooks.

Doesn't that ......... chafe, Sparkling?

Nothing a bit of WD40 doesn't sort Minty.

Any trouble, try this Sparkling

Wtaf? This thread is unbelievable!

Crying with laughter

I will only do anal with a man if he lets me stick things up his bottom. So, DP is shit out of luck on that count.

do I risk googling pegging?

Thank you, MN....tears rolling down over here!!!

I just Googled "pegging" and found a very interesting diagram on Wikipedia.

That looks like just the thing Minty, sometimes the porch door gets a bit stiff.