To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

[AmadeusRocks]

That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

[EleanorHandbasket]

Yes

It was empowering apparently.

[Sparklingbrook]

Thanks Sweet, I have already explained what I meant.

[EleanorHandbasket]

Haha! It's ok, I'm not being an international spy and incogniter today.

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

:)

[LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726]

Eleanor... It's one thing for a poster to be a bit of a 'drama llama'; some people need that in their lives - but it's another thing to refer to her as some kind of hand maiden when you have no evidence of that. Really not very nice of you.

[lottieandmia]

What you think she should be spending her time on is irrelevant, frankly. How sad that a woman who has just had a baby is considered to be unreasonable to be thinking about anything not baby related.

I sometimes distract myself from something serious and stressful by googling nonsense or watching crap television. Normal human behaviour imo.

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

I liked the poster who had a big countdown to letting her dh do her up the arse. I recall she penciled the event in for a mid week evening and we were all like 'wait till Friday night at least!'

[NorthernLurker]

May I suggest we refrain from taking lumps out of each other? That too is fodder for the wankers. (weirdos)

[Sparklingbrook]

I love it that people are telling me what I am allowed to post on MN.

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

Sorry I know I should'nt laugh but this thread is bonkers.

[Sparklingbrook]

That's AIBU for you hob. Brings all the bonkers out.

[EleanorHandbasket]

Um, I don't think she's a handmaiden.

I think she is just posting nonsense in order to get us all riley and shit.

Peace and love etc.

[NorthernLurker]

Here's a link to something seriously bad for your marriage he he

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

Quite Eleanor.

[DreamsTurnToGoldDust]

Oh god no Northern, I`m trying to wean myself off Candy Crush and not buy more lives!

[HoHoHoNoYouDont]

I really don't get this thread, some of the replies are really off IMO. As long as I've known MN there have always been Bumsex threads. The title says it all so if you really don't want to read about anal then just don't enter the thread.
As for the OP just having given birth and posting this topic. So fucking what. Jeez, people can be so judgy.

[Virgil]

At my nct class one soon to be mum asked whether it was possible to have sex when the baby was crowning. Absolutely 100 percent true.

I hope she was just confused!!!

[Sparklingbrook]

People being judgey on MN? Never.

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

Fucking hell Virgo, I damn well near pissed myself at that. What the fuck? Did anyone keep a straight face?

[LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726]

Then she's doing a fab job, Eleanor, no?

I see so many strange an bizarre threads here and wonder why people would post them... then I realise that they just do and that's what makes MN go round.

The more peculiar the thread, the more posters will leap on it like starving fleas... and in between mouthfuls of blood - disparage the poster with every relish.

I'm not thinking of 'Mustang Sally' as a theme song, more "People Are Strange"...

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

I thought my dh was embarassing at ante natal class when he asked if it was necessary to sterilise your nipples before breastfeeding....it's all relative I guess.

[NorthernLurker]

Virgil - she was thinking of that ogasmic birth thing wasn't she? (I hope)

[AllegraLilac]

I assume she was confused and thought that crowning was a long process before giving birth?

[monkeyfacegrace]

Wtaf?
I was shagging DH 4 days after having our premmy son.
Why the fuck do you lot feel the need to judge?
Sex isnt dirty, sex is ace between two consenting adults.
If the OP is sat at home killing time with a tiny baby, why SHOULDNT she think.about sex?

Op, ignore the bitchy comments. So many people dictate how you should feel post-birth. Personally, I just popped baby out, back to normality.

Chill the fuck out everyone, stop judging everyone else by your own narrow minded opinions.

[lottieandmia]

If people thought this was suspicious why not just report the thread? It seems very unfair to me that someone who's probably 'real' now won't want to use MN any more.