To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

[AmadeusRocks]

That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

Sparklingbrook - what makes you think you can tell other people what they are allowed to post about on MN?

Anal sex is not off limits on MN.
I remember when it was all fields around here....

Op you should have started a nice birth thread.

Sorry for being a sarcastic arse, it's ingrained into me, but to a female who had a baby 4 days is a bit nasty even for me. Sorry Hope you can get to grips with feeding or asking for some help.

No doubt MNHQ will be back at some point to update us in any event.

Perhaps MNHQ could post a definitive list of what shouldn't be started as a topic. That would be helpful maybe?

To be honest, I don't understand the posters who expressed their doubt about the OP and then carried on posting on the thread? I don't think that's fair really.

OP... I've pondered the subject myself, I'm not a troll - but chicken. The thought of bum sex terrifies me.

What so if someone has just had a baby they get jumped on for posting a thread about sex? They are only allowed to posts about topics that you find acceptable? Who appointed you thread police?

I was making a suggestion lottie everyone can do what they like and post what they like for all I care. Sounds like the Op needs some support though doesn't it? i was trying to be helpful.

not for me thanks eeeeuuuuwww

I have seen loads of threads about anal sex on MN over the years. How silly to assume that if someone asks about it they can't be genuine.

"I've pondered the subject myself, I'm not a troll - but chicken. The thought of bum sex terrifies me."

How many times have I told you, that's not how you stuff a chicken??

Who was it who gave her DH a blowjob 45 minutes after giving birth? You and her would get along fabulously, OP.

OP, you're allowed to post whatever the hell you like. If the powers-that-be decide it unsuitable then they'll delete it. It's pretty clear what the content of the thread will be about so I don't get the outrage. Good luck with your new baby. Most of us know what you're going through. I'm sorry you're alone when you need company. Thank god you have MN where you can post a lighthearted topic and not be judged/ridiculed eh? Oh wait...

I don't understand why the poor woman isn't allowed to wonder about anal sex just because she recently had a baby!

Sorry sparkling, but you said 'Don't post a thread about anal sex'. I don't think mumsnet has ever dictated what people can post about.

I like bumsex and rimming ====> wanders off to perves corner alone :(

I will go onto Site Stuff and ask for an Anal Sex topic. Keep it all in the one place. With a FAQ and everything.

You're not alone AKissIsNotAContract

I didn't mean it like that, I meant rather than post about anal sex go over to the supportive post birth threads lottie, that way the Op will get some comfort and reassurance.

Sparklingbrook Wed 29-May-13 19:13:13
Well you need to go and find some support in the relevant sections of MN Amadeus. The breastfeeding topic, or May 2013 group. Don't start threads about anal sex.

Who the hell are you to tell someone what they're allowed to post about, Sparkling?

Perhaps those of us who haven't just had a baby should only be posting about sewing and kittens

A whole 45 minutes? Poor guy kept waiting, no.wonder divorce.is on the up

Given that the OP is apparently home alone with a four day old baby who isn't feeding properly I reckon she might hve been better served wondering about that than trying to distract herself with thoughts of anal. Anybody can post what they like of course but when you get in to this kind of fruity territory (arf) you need to remember that there are people out there who will never ever post but will wank till their little eyes (set too close together) fall out.

Anyway back to this baby - OP ring your midwife. The kid is too small and too young to be mucked around. If he won't feed you need to go back to hospital. Apply the toe of your shoe to dh's doubtless beautifully tailored backside and get him home too.

Worra... Is it not?

oh I remember that Reality
"I am a lion hear me roar".
That's how she claimed to feel whilst doing a blowjob on labour ward.

shit I mean Elinor sorry.