To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

[AmadeusRocks]

That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

[ilovesprouts]

poo i cant it hurts due to back n bum injury ;) pmsl .

[GirlWiththeLionHeart]

Ooh I like doing a nice big poo

[NorthernLurker]

Well there are actual biological reasons why sex immediately after childbirth isn't the best idea but don't let that stand in the way of a good rant.

[pigletmania]

Grim not for Me at all, yuck. Oh and Yanbu at all!

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

I hate doing big poos.

[GirlWiththeLionHeart]

^

Actually, I used to enjoy a big poo, since childbirth they hurt :(

[EleanorHandbasket]

There's nothing so underrated as a good shit, and nothing so overrated as a bad shag.

Trudat.

[GirlWiththeLionHeart]

True true

[propertyNIGHTmareBEFOREXMAS]

My friend once had a 'horror turd'. As long as a cock but twice as wide. It jammed. He said he had to pull it out with his hand
He came into work and told everyone. Since then I have been right off big poos.

[AllegraLilac]

psml at horror turd.

[CharlieUniformNovemberTango]

Maybe the OP knew it was the kind of topic that got a lot of response on MN and just wanted lots of people to post and chat as a distraction technique?

I remember talking to random people at the supermarket about whatever crap I could think of to keep a conversation going in those early days.

Also, by day 4 I was still sold on celibacy as the only contraception of choice but maybe anal would have been another option :)

[GirlWiththeLionHeart]

at horror turd. I had that after the birth of my ds. I was in agony. Tried to pull it out but i had stitches. Sent dp out to get supposetries to soften the bastard. When it arrived, it nearly emptied all the water out of the loo when it plunged in :(

[EleanorHandbasket]

I am CRYING at these.

Stop!

[Sparklingbrook]

I think that's it though Charlie you wouldn't talk to people in the supermarket about bumsex in order to start a conversation because that would be weird. Or would you?

[DiaryOfAWimpyMum]

I seen a facebook status this week, a mans obviously:

Just been for a big jobby

What a word.

[Tweasels]

"horror turd"

That was quite an outburst monkeyfacegrace. Congratulations on the sex four days after giving birth to a premature baby. Please accept this award in recognition of your sheer awesomeness. You must be the best wife ever.

[Sparklingbrook]

Was there a picture of it Diary?

[Virgil]

I think the crowning baby/sex thing must have been confusion. I looked away and tried not to make eye contact with DH!!!

Thinking about sex having had a baby is perfectly normal. In my case I was worrying about how to avoid it though!

[DiaryOfAWimpyMum]

I wonder where all the posters are who used to have bumsex, I remember them telling me everyone that when you get up after DTD your bottom is open. that put me right off tbh, not that I had ever been on

[potentiallytotallyshafted]

Amadeus, I hope you are ok. Please post your BFing worries on the bfing board, you will get loads of help. And ignore the nastiness, you can post on whatever you want, I thought your thread was funny! Take care.Xx

[ComposHat]

To be fair, are there not loads of other places pervy old men could get their kicks than mumsnet?

I agree.

Given that with a few clicks of a mouse you can watch all the actual bum sex you've ever desired, a thread full of people going 'anal sex eurrrgggh' interspersed with the occasional person saying 'I enjoy it' is hardly the height of eroticism is it?

[DiaryOfAWimpyMum]

No sparkling the word jobby is visual enough for me tbh

[Sparklingbrook]

Open bottom. That doesn't sound good. When does it shut?

[AllegraLilac]

Diary Tbh 'open' is an exaggeration. Stretched is probably more accurate. It's not a big gaping hole or anything and it gets back to normal pretty sharpish.