This Isn't My Thread. It's Title Is Too Long.

[TiggyD]

How many fucking books are there? I had to read "That's not my truck" last week. "That's not my truck. It's sides are to ridgey". WTF! £5.99 for 5 pictures of things with fun fur or something on them? They're taking the piss! "That's not my hamster". Seriously! Where's the plot?!

Coming soon:

That's not my poo. It's sides are too glittery.
That's not my poo. It's top is too floaty.
That's my poo. It's tail end is so sweetcorny!

£5.99.

I used to work with Fiona! Many moons ago. She was (/is) extremely sensible. If it helps, I actually doubt she's a squillionaire as people working there wrote books while working for a salary, rather than royalties - though they may have come to some kind of agreement I suppose.

She was sensible. She's probably gone totally off the rails now and spends all her time in a dress made of money, looking for things that aren't other things and things that are things but are similar to the things which were not things.

Anyway, this thread has made the roundup this week so everybody look busy.

Have you seen the spoof videos for 'that's not my toddler' and 'that's not my mummy' at www.helpfulhumour.com defo worth a look!

@ TiggyD's description of Fiona.

This is a brilliant thread with a brilliant title

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That's not my chilli, here's some advice
That's not my chilli, where's all the spice
That's not my chilli, scotch bonnets? think twice
That's not my chilli, don't serve with brown rice

That's my chilli,I know it tastes naiiiiice

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That's not my chilli, here's some advice
That's not my chilli, where's all the spice
That's not my chilli, scotch bonnets? think twice
That's not my chilli, don't serve with brown rice

That's my chilli,I know it tastes naiiiiice

Oops, not sure what happened there

We have 14, including two in Spanish.

What really bugged me about those books (aside from endless repetitions of the same stuff) was the Monkey Mistake! Somewhere towards the end .. "That's not my monkey" - no, because it's an orangutan. Which is an ape. Really think whoever designed and checked that one got it badly wrong.

Aside from that I love Usborne books :)