To be pissed off PIL looked after baby while I was at work and left me with upset, screaming child

[Mamacj]

At work this mornin so was dh but he was with dc most of time. Apparently he thought pil did fab jobplayin with dc and really stimulating him. I came home to a screaming tired underfed baby who needed a full outfit change. This was one of the first times they had dc and I had left instructions which they did seem to attempt to follow. Dh can't seem to understand why I think they are useless AIBU???

I love that thing James May did in the car mag. Hang on ...

here

Sheshe, this wine stuff gives you the gift of the gab, for sure. Mum-friendly dough fest is what I wanted to say about James Martin, but I just didn't have the words. Or enough wine.

But that Jason Donovan pic is just wrong. Wrong. And once you can focus again, you read the 'pop his cork' paragraph next to it and see if it doesn't bring on that hangover full force. Bad girl.

What did James may do in the car mag? I just get second hand autos with that linky...

Hang on ...

scroll down to dismissal from autocar

Ha! Oh, I see! I didn't notice before! That's kinda funny, but I'm mostly relieved that he didn't get his kit off... Is that wrong?

See, the bad pun makes it that much sexier. I love a bad pun. And a naked second-rate former soap star with a look of clawing desperation in his pranged-out eyes. He had me at pop.

Oh, Jason. Out your tears on my pillow.

Or put. You could put them there, too.

OMG I just found the Cosmo naked centrefold pic of James Martin.

Damn that man can cook in my kitchen anytime.

Now, about this date I'm having ......

Good lord, yoni. You have dug up a James may picture that actually makes me wonder - that red carpet one!

Date, you say, Freddie? Does he cook?

Sadly no. He's a crap cook. He has promised take away

Don't leave "instructions". He's your husband, show some respect.

Hmm, what other naked second rate former soap stars can we dig up? Most of them doing clawing desperation quite well (although I suspect that wasn't the look he was going for)...

Having missed the oz and James thing entirely - what in the heck was going on in that pic of oz in the tub with James shrugging off a robe? I fear that I have missed a gem!

Not the first date, then?!

no the second

(we went out before, it's kind of a part 2)

Does he look good nekkid in a pinny?

Or is that part 3?

I haven't decided yet if I'm staying over tomorrow or coming home What kind of girl do you think I am I'll be gutted if I come home

I aim to please :o
That magazine thing was clever. I like it!

Hope your date goes well Freddie ;)

I'd do James May and the Hamster in that red carpet pic Yoni

I'm nervous we went for coffee last week and it was soooo nice and I got a snog

You know I'm going to have to come back tomorrow night and see if you got home? You can't post tomorrow, that way we'll still be on tenterhooks...

Coffee to takeaway at his is a pretty big leap! I'd say he wasn't planning on you making it home...

I know. But he's sweet and he's kind and the sex is amazing I treated him like crap the last time

Ah, a re-run. Have fun x

Did someone mention Sean Bean?

* Eyes light up *

Freddiem, I told you I'd stalk you.

Daren't look at Jason Donovan this morning. I feel like he's the end of night snog I need to forget.