To be pissed off PIL looked after baby while I was at work and left me with upset, screaming child

[Mamacj]

At work this mornin so was dh but he was with dc most of time. Apparently he thought pil did fab jobplayin with dc and really stimulating him. I came home to a screaming tired underfed baby who needed a full outfit change. This was one of the first times they had dc and I had left instructions which they did seem to attempt to follow. Dh can't seem to understand why I think they are useless AIBU???

[freddiemisagreatshag]

Am I getting James Martin ?

[alwayslateforwork]

Freddie, I keep trying to watch that link. 4 minutes is a long time!! I hope it's worth the wait. Corrie Oliver is as far as I've got so far...

[Flojobunny]

Sean Bean mmmm I remember him flashing his bits in lady chatterley.....

[foreverondiet]

Actually on reading rest of thread I think you are U to stay married to a man who won't change his babies nappy it look after him. Yes of course fair enough to want to spend time with your child at weekend but surely your DH also would want to spend time with his child....

[freddiemisagreatshag]

Move the wee slider thingy at the bottom and zoom through the boring bits always

[Flojobunny]

Sheshe you meant to say you f-ing like it? Yes? You f-king dirty girl. Yes? ....

[breatheslowly]

Flojo . With that height of work surface you'd have to hope he didn't do any chopping.

[Sheshelob]

Flojo

"Peel my fucking carrot, yes? Stir my fucking gravy, yes? Sieve my fucking 00 flour to make some delightful fucking ravioli, yes?"

[breatheslowly]

Who's the 5th chef?

[olgaga]

sweetest I have read the whole thread and I still think DH is a knob.

[Flojobunny]

Dunno

[alwayslateforwork]

I tried Freddie. Fricking iPad is beyond me and it doesn't seem to work.

[freddiemisagreatshag]

Phil Vickery?

[Sheshelob]

I think Jason Donovan looks sexy I that picture. Sexy.

That is how drunk I must be.

[freddiemisagreatshag]

Pint of water and paracetamol before bed Shes

[alwayslateforwork]

Sheshe, you are beyond help. You need kinship.

That said, I didn't scroll down far enough before, and I can see why you'd not notice the moobs with the entire picture.

He is wearing eyeliner though. Perhaps he's not as vanilla as I first suspected, that James.

[YoniMontana]

Sorry! I did wonder why everyone thought that would be hot!

[freddiemisagreatshag]

[alwayslateforwork]

We need a suitable phil vickery linky, Freddie. Anyone that routinely appears on breakfast tv can't be all that hot, really, can they?

[freddiemisagreatshag]

I did find Gino di what'shisface naked on This Morning....

[Sheshelob]

Shit.

See, I'd got for a reformed crackhead over that mum-friendly doughfest any time. But I'll have to review said Donovan photo tomorrow to see just how wrong it is. At the moment if just looks secksi. Real secksi.

[freddiemisagreatshag]

I have a date tomorrow

[YoniMontana]

Sexy James May pics anyone?

[b4bunnies]

novel idea for you .... stop working and look after your own child. otherwise, stop moaning. you won't do it so you take your chances with those who will.