to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

[BriansWife]

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

We need a Yoni smilie.

A pair of lips will do

His study night Studying the art of the yoni?

Any of you doubters, surely if you are brave enough to push out a baby through your yoni, you are brave enough to experience yoni massage!

And of course, Brian's lingam is not affected by the massage,he is a professional.

Wow 17 years.

That's surely a degree in flapology (BC Hons*) followed by a masters in Labiatory Skills and a PhD, probably in something like Complex Responses of the Flange and Clunge to Uneven Digital Pressure.

*Beef Curtain Honours

PMSL! Brian enjoys not only giving the yoni a massage but getting a massage back in return?? Try desperately seeking some action in the classifieds love...

This is tickling my G(iggle) spot

I think beckybriansclient and brians wife are the same person posting on here.

Brian enjoying a rare night off

I wouldn't want every Tom, Dick and Harry fiddling with my yeti if I had one.

I wish this thread was real.

'Lingam'? Does that ryhme with 'gingham?

I can assure you I am not Brian's wife. My husband is called Steve.

He is studying the Tantra in general

yeti??

Can the yoni massage help pelvic floors? I am laughing so much I fear my bladder is gonna go

OP, is it true that Brian has local competition? Or is that van that trundles around with 'TONY'S YONIS' on it offering something else entirely?

Ooh are you going to be our first volunteer tester Chub? :)

I went to Hull once.

Do you think it'll become the new hen night resort? Full of glowing yonis women like -->

Hubbahubba, are you saying that there's some lingam puppeting going on?

how did I miss this. Having had 6 babies pass through my yoni its having trouble hanging onto my pee as I'm laughing so much

What the ACTUAL fuck is a yoni????

Does Steve get in on the action too?? Maybe Brian could teach him some tricks if he's so great at his craft.

Sooooo, is there a minibus going to Hull then?

Arf yoniandguy