to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

[BriansWife]

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

So, just how many clients does he have and what is his success rate?

OFFS @ Brian's big thumb. [GRIN]
Back later after a cold shower.

I don't think I can handle any more of this today...I have cried and wet myself to a state of dehydration and it's yoni 4:30 in the afternoon here; am supposed to be doing RL stuff like making food for the children.

Ew. Ew. Eeeeeeeew at those links!

If you think beavers are nippy you want to try stroking my Honey Badger....

I am crying laughing at the Bon Yoni lyrics.

Chub was it this breed of beaver?

OFFS Honey Badgers and murderous beavers. I can't leave the thread but I'm in agony. Macayoni that's two of us that have cried and wet ourselves to dehydration.

Those bushes are prickly little bastards too, do be careful!

Oh god, Yonitotighttomention has done it now. I don't even have kids and I'm not sure my pelvic floor can take this.

It is not about just an orgasm, it took him 17 years because it is a spiritual experience designed to make a woman whole again.

IamFuckingBrian, you must have got your Brian's mixed up. My Brian is a professional.

I love a fish finger butty me. Hull is quite a trek mind ........

it is a spiritual experience designed to make a woman whole again.

Please tell us more. How is that achieved?

Yoni back on when we first met
I cannot escape and I cannot forget
Yoni your the one
Yoni turn me on
Yoni make me whole again

No one likes a Brian mixup

'Designed to make a woman's hole again' :o

Is your name Trudi then?

I heard Sting had fallen on hard times, but didn't think he would need to moonlight.

Where is Brian cox from??

Professor not actor

I am the one and yoni

Sounds like a load of BS - "making the woman feel whole again"

Have channel 4 approached you yet to do a real life documentary on your lives?

I am honoured to see Jon Bon Yoni on here, he used to be my favourite singer

Used to?

IamfuckingBrian did he charge you extra for using his wang (or whatever the tantric name for his winky is)? Because obviously I am VERY interested in this service as well.

I'm not about to fork out £80 without a guarantee that Brian and his fishy fingers will give me a happy ending. Is that part of the contract?