to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

[BriansWife]

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

arf, YoniOneWay

Is YONI any connection to YOLO?

You only nookie inside?

Brian works on the dock?

Do you work in a diner all day Brian's wife? Do you work for a man and bring home your pay for love?

By coincidence I think that song was on the album Slippery When Wet.

Is Brian Captain Bird's Eye?

PMSL at the day job.

Christ it was hard work finding an "only" related quote that hadn't already been nicked.

The Wife of Brian -

Do we know his surname. Brian Cunt?

PMSL Chubfuddler, is Brian's wife's name Gina?

ItsYoniMeMikeOxard, yes, we will pencil you in. Brian will be happy to demonstrate his technique to your husband, but remember he cannot be expected to pick up in one session what Brian has mastered in 17 years. However, he should manage the basics to tide you over until Brian can get to you again.

It was, YouYoniLiveTwice.

I think it might be.

Can I give a miss to the yoni massage and just get the yeti,sounds like much more fun.

Brian used to work on the docks
Yoni's been on strike
He's down on his luck...it's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love - for love

She says we've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love - we'll give it shot

Ooooohhh we're half way there
Oooooooooooh yoni and a prayer!

surely it's Brian Can

and does anyone remember the thread a few years ago where a posters brian had turned to mush

Here, smell my fingers.

Ah, such happy memories of my days on the docks.

He shot through my minge, and MN's to blame -
Brian, Yoni give Hull a bad name (bad name)

I'm so disappointed, as Brian's caring nature suggested someone who would care for vulnerable creatures, so I pictured him as a vet who spent his days examining tender pussies and soothing dried-out beavers.

Fish fingers, anyone.

Hello. My name's Tracy and Becky recommended Brian's services to me - we met at the baby group organised by our health visitor. I have experienced several of Brian's yoni massages, but last time we got a bit carried away and he used his Lingam for the north-south-east-west bit inside me (if you know what I mean!!). I didn't realise at first, just said "Ooh Brian, you've got a big thumb," and then I opened my eyes and found him on top of me, going more north south than all around the globe as it were. I am not sure whether I should tell his wife this?

No, my name is not Gina and I am a SAHM.

ok that's it, JonBonYoni and ChubFuddler what a team you make, I am howling laughing here. I've got to take a break from the thread because my stomach muscles are actually sore and my yoni's about ready to release some feminine waters if I dont stop laughing so much.

17 years to master giving a woman an orgasm!! Not a quick learner then!

Beavers can be nasty. Someone bled to death after being bitten by a beaver the other day, it was on sky news.

I've found it. THE NAME