to shout at the pearl clutchers

[coraltoes]

"clutches pearls" IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY

sorry. really had to get that off my chest, seen it on way too many on threads today.

Please join me with your shouty rants if you like. I shall not be clutching pearls, hoiking bosoms or doing any other off camera faux amusing movements. I'm just sitting here...typing.

oooh

OoOOOOh put your handbag down

YANBU.

Although perhap you are, discussions would not be so entertaining if people simply put "I think you're typing too rapidly".

Calm down dear :)

I like hoiking my bosoms. Admittedly, it takes scaffolding these days.

How do you feel about hoisting one's handbag like this:

www.google.co.uk/search?q=hoist+handbag&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=vkkeUeWrGqX54QSegYEY&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=775#hl=en&tbo=d&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=handbag+clutching+vic+and+bob&oq=handbag+clutching+vic+and+bob&gs_l=img.3...9110.15595.4.15838.29.27.0.2.2.0.93.1160.27.27.0...0.0...1c.1.3.img.RTnXRZxFmdw&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.42553238,d.bGE&fp=fc70124bb7b98886&biw=1600&bih=775&imgrc=t0VL-9gvvTuYqM%3A%3BQN1lOzwFWQ5B7M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fi688.photobucket.com%252Falbums%252Fvv242%252Fperruzo%252FVic_Bob_Handbags.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.baja-forum.co.uk%252Fshowthread.php%253F12595-Pro-MX-50cc-engine%252Fpage2%3B383%3B269

I agree OP, it reminds me of people on the outside of a friendship group declaring 'I'm mad I am' to try and make themselves the life and soul. Really try hard and unnecessary especially when I'd bet the vast vast majority of posters on here have never met, trying to become the in crowd and be part of in jokes when you never even really know who you are talking to is just a bit wierd.

Can you spit tea/wine all over your keyboard? Use < creepy wee brackets>?

I need to know how far this thing goes before I sign up!

Is it meant to be funny?

I thought it was just a general phrase that a lot of people use now, to describe the easily shocked/offended?

As long as I'm not asked to walk in anyone's shoes I don't mind.

What size are you atthewelles?

Atthewelles, exactly. I don't wish to walk a mile in my own shoes, let alone someone else's.

Barbara, oh yes spits earl grey all over laptop

I might even throw in telling someone to fuck off to the far side of (where is it?) and then fuck off some more.

fancy joining?

Youthecat
Vic and Bob only. ONLY.

How about **??

What do you think of that one?

And how about **?? That one seems to be HILARIOUS.

Ariel. it is as bad as

does that make my stance completely clear? DOES IT?!

I have never had a bit of wee escape or cried with laughter at anything on MN, even though some threads are v funny.

Have you rolled on the floor laughing Sparklingbrook?

are you ok OP?

::head tilt::

Never atthe.

I bloody love my creepy wee brackets

i've cried with laughter, and felt a little bit of sick in my mouth tho, Sparks