MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

Right

Cloggies: we all wore blue dirndl skirts (why? We weren't in Munich but in 1980s Ilfracombe) and dance about to the tune of an accordion. It was rather dull and I didn't like the girls who did it so I left for

The Corps of Drums and the Glockenspiel. Military marching band - we did that thing where you march in funny shapes. I had a HELMET and a JACKET and a big brand new silver glockenspiel. There was a great big bloke who shouted BY THE LEFT QUICK MARCH really loudly. We performed on Ilfracombe pier every Wednesday to thrill the tourists (I can still see their little faces of despair now).

Cerne Abbas Giant - I just wondered if anyone has ever climbed up there and sat on it. Where is he anyway? Where is Cerne Abbas.

We could kneel on pencils.

My Mum is due round any minute Bupcakes. I will probably have to miss Doctors.

For gettorf and tantrums

I google news searched it having seen the billboard this morning, but it's relevant:

Racist Morris Dancers

ask your mum

oh it's him. I thought he was a statue.

An example of something both offensive, but actually funny (showing up dude as a complete moron).

much despised Colleague earlier "Yeah, I was looking at the most wanted list, and 99% of them were not anglophile"

But amusing, because here I am picturing the most wanted list POPULATED with people who don't like Downton Abbey and Cream Teas. But I'm still seriously offended.

I totally forgot the GetOrf was a Morris Dancer.

Cerne Abbas is in deepest Dorset,i have seen him from the car,too lazy to walk up him and already had three DC and DP had had the snip so pointless walk.

I was thinking of the Blarney Stone.

He is in Dorset apparently.

Can we also ban questions? and comments? They offend as well. Anything along the lines 'I'm upset because my DS fell over and banged his head', some children fall over and die and it's really insensitive to worry about a child who just has a bump. Also people are worrying about what colour wellies to buy and children in Iraq don't even have wellies.

I move that all questions, lighthearted comments and jokes be banned.

Leave the bastard

lol at dp had had the snip

There is no such thing as light hearted comments.

Ooh I've seen the cloggies (I think- at Rothbury and Morpeth maybe?) and the Cerne Abbas giant- he is in Wiltshire or near there. Not sat on his willy though I have slept in west kennet longbarrow though.

The Man Himself

A thread has just started for 'less well known' Mnetters.

Absy that is BRILL

Have to go out in RL for a bit (the horror)

Keep the po from the door

(I might actually have nicked that from someone LaQ, but don't tell anyone)

It's really easy not to offend people.

Don't say offensive things. Simple.

Pinot modelled a twat-repellent cape!!

Where can I get one?