MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

oh here we go again.

I was wondering how long it would take before the regular poster thing came up

she is a bit lonely gerrof, she is trying to be a bit entertaining and get a little thing going.

Yup Hullygully its bloody turning into NETMUMS
Lots of angry people on the freds. Its not FUN anymore AND every man in the world seems to be a fecker.

I thought Michael Flatley was Lord of the Dance?

You are Judge Judy Hully.

I suppose it does fit the technical definition of trolling if you admit you're posting it because you're bored

OOOH talk about Lord of the Dance.

I saw Irish dancing for the first time at the weekend. I have seen Riverdance but I was so repulsed by Michael Flatley's terrible hairdo that I never noticed the dancing.

ANYWAY do you reckon that a clumsy 30 something could learn to do Irish dancing. I like all that leg kicky stuff. I reckon i would be ace.

YOU ARE ALL BULLYING ME NOW

I have never heard of Bupcakes.

I do Morris dancing. It is very similar but we have sticks and bells.

And Keema might be onto something saying that if I wasn't "known" (all my dreams fulfilled) then I might have got kicked... Well, when you "know" a poster, you get to "know" their posting style/humour/character, so you know how to take things from certain posters.

So you are right there indeed, Keema, well done.

I used to belong to a dance troupe called the Cloggies, the young gel version of teh Morris men. We danced with hoops.

I left after a few weeks and joined the Corps of Drums because they gave me a glockenspiel.

I went to see Riverdance when I was 19 with my mother. I cried at it. I don't know why. It wasn't even sad. But I cried all the way home.

You are all deeply inteersted in my anecdotes, I can tell.

That's how evil always triumphs sadly.

Hully have a photo of you looking sad and send it to a local paper.

(shakes head and switches off)

Why did you cry you great daft twat?

oooh i like MORRIS DANCING.

ive never actually done it though.

but it looks good.

sorry if i have offended Morris dancer objectioners

I have reported this thread as people must be enjoying it, as there are quite a few posts.

how very dare you.

I cried when I saw Lee Mead in Joseph.

has anyone ever been to the cerne abbas giant and sat on his willy?

I am VERY INTERESTED in THIS.

"I left after a few weeks and joined the Corps of Drums because they gave me a glockenspiel."

No, but I once made Cerne Abbas giant gingerbread men.

I want to know about the Cloggies.

And the willy-sitting

Where is this giant willy?

I was almost flamed for laughing at a girl biting a desk when her mum was telling her not to touch it because it was dirty.

Every morning we should stick pins in our eyes. That'll teach us for looking and laughing.

Ask your mum, Sparkling.