MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

Is rips normally sensible? She was Kreecher, wasn't she? I don't remember her being too sensible about YumYumFrankie.

Kreecher/Rips/whatevershecallsherselfnowadays is a VERY DRY poster, and very funny. She's a good sort, that one.

Except for when she starts terrible threads about devil babies should be breast fed when she does things like that I report her and then pray for her.

Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr scrambled

I am praying and reporting and doing voodoo

Did you just 'Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' me, Hully?

I am reporting you. And your little dog too.

I just had some fried eggs on toast and then I smeared harissa paste on top of the fried eggs. OMG it was DELISH.

WIBU if I made myself another lot?

Who are you BeerTricks anyway? The breakfast police? I am reporting you for being mean about my lovely breakfast.

Love my new name Bupcakes.....Mingnonette instead of Mignonette......

Breakfast? Its nearly time for elevenses .... can I start using long words yet please? Though how I work antidisestablishmentarianists into this thread is perplexing

I am dangerously close to reporting you for sexual harassment with a meaty stick, Beer. Don't make me do it.

I AM GLAD YOU NOTICED MING.

I HAVE to go out to buy food as my children insist on being fed

Although I did tie a luggage label on the eldest one this morning and sent him off to be evacuated. He should either be on the train or in an Anderson Shelter by now.

I'm offended that I'm not allowed to laugh at anything non-PC on a forum

I'm slightly scared because I can see the Bowland fells from my window and had never realised that there were porcine offensive weapons manufactured there.

I can be very observant Bup. I have my delete pump primed and ready for action too.

Farmers' market? Where? When?

Please tell me location of market selling farmers meat sticks. Make great Christmas gift for single friend....

I too love Harissa paste Buppy. It's the best thing ever.

Do yourself a favour one of these days - grill/bbq a lamb chop marinated in rosemary and garlic. Once it's cooked, smear as much harissa sauce as you can handle and eat.

Just wanted to say, I Love the title of this thread!

You cheered me up! I was having a bit of a crappy day yesterday and you lot have made me smile!

ive just eaten 3 krispy kreme doughnuts

i feel sick

Losing control of my Delete Pump .............It's spouting uncontrollably.......

I have eaten muesli with prunes.

Did you know that if you have that for brek you can then eat monstrously all day and have two bottles of red wine and it doesn't count?