MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

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No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

"Do yourself a favour one of these days - grill/bbq a lamb chop marinated in rosemary and garlic. Once it's cooked, smear as much harissa sauce as you can handle and eat."

Thanks for reminding me that there are people who do not have the luxury of a toilet....Or prunes....Or a store nearby sellling Belazu Rose Harissa

Mass report.

I haven't read the whole thread, but the OP and first page of comments made me smile. I only joined MN a few months ago so getting the hang of it all, anyway, about two weeks after I had my baby I posted a thread with a word missing, which made my post title read slightly differently to how I intended, however, to anyone with a brain cell it was obvious what I meant. I even apologised because I wasn't getting any sleep due to baby2, but still I had to have the post title changed because two people got offended. It was a thread about music. . Some people just love to be offended. Take that big self-righteous stick out of your bottom, there are more important things to be annoyed about like child abuse currently in the news.

You can make your own Harissa, ming. Here.

Thank you for that Scrambled. I managed to grow and dry my own chiles this summer so will try that.

Just hope nobody thinks I am discriminating against store bought chile peppers now and ends up reporting me...

at beer. Most excellent humour.

I am getting deleted for calling Caitlin Moran, Caitlin Moron but never for calling David Cameron, David Ham/Scam/Sham eron , Boris as Horrid Johnson and GO being re christened as Gideon Oddborne. Childish but curiously satisfying pending a revolution.

Am reporting MNHQ for selective reporting and deleting

NOT FAIR! beer....

Have you stepped back in time HoneyDragon?

Veggie bacon is a crime against humanity Exit (which should be 'exit pursued by a giant deleting machine'BTW)

Speaking as one who cooks it for DH...

I like the name Gideon. Would be nice for DC2 when it deigns to make an appearance.

And you know what - I really enjoyed it.

Gideon is almost an anagram of deign.

Don't mind the name Gideon. I taunt GO with it because he changed it to George in an attempt to try and mitigate against his background, .

No offence to blameless Gideons everywhere

You don't need to be nice . I'm at the stage of pregnancy where I can look at an advert for Beko kitchen appliances and think 'Ooh, nice name'

what is harissa?

Chillies, mostly, ...but scrambled, don't you think Harissa would be a lovely name for a fiesty girl?

The name Gideon only annoys me because of all his bibles filling up hotel drawer space. I know a very nice one IRL.

Chillies and garlic. It's amazing.

Scrambled - felt a little heart warmth upon reading your last post.

grimma - Especially annoying if our taxes are paying for them

I know two very, erm, off Gideon's in real life. I wouldn't do that to a kid.

Now should be exitpursuedbyahordeofpissedoffgideons