MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

Isn't it good, Bups?

I'm a bit bored with it already tho, I may move on to Easter soon. I'm thinking HullyEastergully.

I charge for that scrambled.

Zat you being all sancta-moanyarse on rips thread, Hully? I like your work.

Ooh. SantaMoanyArse. Good christmas name.

If you can't beat them

GetOrf

I had to watch that bloody band in 1973 - were you there then? If so I'm really offended, so offended I'm about to stuff a grockle and goat into the bloody cupboard and if HP is still there then tough.

I don't know how you come up with them, Hully. I am in awe.

Great idea Hully!

Agreed. They really are just so, original and inspired

Hullz - say to your DH "the best MNer in the world, Absy (also most talented) thinks I'm like Miss Trixie" and see what his reaction is. (Confederancy of Dunces related)

It took me most of the night and a serious brainstorming session. But I think they were worth it.

I will Abs

I like the 'gully' bit of it best.

Hully

at 'Lord of The Dance, Said HE'

As a child I thought it was' Lord of the dark Settee' and sang it most lustily.

You will forever be Lord of the Dark Settee for me

from dark settee support group members]]]

Oh! There aren't any dark settee support group members.....

We Can offend with impunity now

Has anyone - in the spirit of this thread - reported Hully (and any other offenders) for premature festive nomenclature? Surely there must be a rule against it. If not, why not?

well theres no point having a bloody Christmas name competition is there?

Hully has clearly won already.

Has anyone reported GrimmaTheNome for using long wods too early in the morning.

Oh God, Rip's devil baby bottle feeding thread is the latest thread to fall victim to The Earnest Wankers.

I've never used a long wod before elevenses.

I got deleted ten minutes ago for referring to Caitlin Moran as Caitlin Moron for failing to reply on Indolent Knights nasty comments about people with mental health problems. Especially as CM is 1) twatter crony of IK and 2) is always writing Op-Eds about mental health injustices and issues.

TBH a lot of critical comments on here can be interpreted as 'personal attacks' should you be that way inclined. It is getting ridiculous.

I was thinking LineChristmasRunner in homage.

Or RepletewithDelete

You are a VERY NORTI WOMAN, Mingnonette. You are NOT allowed to be rude about the MN slebs (Indolent/Caitlin) I hioe you get banned, tbpfh. It's no less than you deserve.

I think rip's thread was ill-judged and she is normally so sensible. I may be thinking that a lot now.

RepletewithDelete is genius tho not as good as mine and Line's names

RepletewithDelete is vair good.

I have registered SantaMoanyarse. Await my Christmas nc with baited breath, y'all.

I've never used a long wod before elevense

You used such long wods there are not enough letters for the short wods.