MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

prosperity

wah hahahahahahahahahahahaha

On the plus side, I don't think they could put it in Classics, as it's too contreau-versial.

Wooo!

Do I really have to go through all 30 pages of moaning? I think this situation would have been better expressed through the medium of dance.

In summary - moan moan moan, whinge whinge whinge, unusual sex positions involving shrubbery, the end.

There is absolutely nothing else of interest on this thread, at all. Not anywhere.

Hully isn't usually offensive is he?

Might be mind control from David Icke.

Someone on here once accused me of being troll as they just didn't believe that anyone's thoughts/life could genuinely be as dull as mine.

It's one thing to be so unbelievable people don't think you're real, but imagine being considered so boring that you just had to be making it up!

Please don't avoid the fact that Absy does weird fanjo arse fart ricochets.

I'm not quite sure which thread to go in, this one or the one for mumsnetters that aren't well know.

Where do I belong?
Which will welcome me with open arms and a twinings tea?
Even stretching to a digestive?!

HullyGully is curled up on my feet farting. As its bloody freezing I may take her to bed with dd and I. They are definitely botty farts though. I don't think dogs can do fanjo farts.

Why not both?

Ghost have a and go wherever your mood takes you my lovely.

You called me lovely, I think I shall stay here ;)

Currently having a bottle of bud, tomorrow is the only day off I'm going to have for 15 days. Boooo

Honey - please tell me you had a dog called HullyGully before you joined MN

Nope

Sorry Scrambled I went to bed early...

Yes absolutely I said that. I remember saying it and I meant it, well a bit tongue in cheek (can't remember if there was an emoticon somewhere) but when you said there seemed to be a general campaign against humour, I didn't think that you meant I was accomplishing this ON MY OWN

If I am then blimey. I don't think anyone else is doing it and I sure as heck don't have the time, energy or enthusiasm to try and bring the whole of MN to a bored standstill.

I think to cheer up Hully we should all agree with him whenever he posts today.

How did you know I had testes, Tig?

I don't think anyone else is doing it and I sure as heck don't have the time, energy or enthusiasm to try and bring the whole of MN to a bored standstill.

eds ive a bit of free time later. i could help you out?

OMG Hully that christmas name is INSPIRED.

Sop scratching your goolies though, eh?

Bloody hell Eds, after this thread and the one I quoted from, I had you down as Somebody Not To Be Trifled With . And now you're saying you were joking?

I'M SO [CONFUSED]

Bugger. Caps lock fail.

Show us your baubles, Hully