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MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

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Hullygully · 06/11/2012 13:00

No jokes please.

  1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

  1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

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LaQueen · 06/11/2012 19:20

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InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 06/11/2012 19:20

If my internet history was viewed I would be whisked away thanks to MN and its links.

HoneyDragon · 06/11/2012 19:21

Not biologically Chickens, just on paper.

BupcakesAndCunting · 06/11/2012 19:21

I stand corrected then, Mary Grin

Does anyone else like being called "The Funny Larkers"? I like it. It sounds very Enid Blyton.

SuePurblybilt · 06/11/2012 19:21

So how many flounces have we had today hmm?
Bups and Solesource? But both are back already?
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

ScrambledSmegs · 06/11/2012 19:22

Back up... HoneyD, you're a man?!

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 06/11/2012 19:22

I'd flounce but I wouldn't know what to doin RL and would come straight back

LaQueen · 06/11/2012 19:23

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ScrambledSmegs · 06/11/2012 19:23

LaQ, I'm taking your silence on the matter as solid evidence of you being the PooBaby OP.

Maryz · 06/11/2012 19:23

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Everlong · 06/11/2012 19:24

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Hullygully · 06/11/2012 19:24

You know what else I hate

Sanctimoniousness.

"oh dear oh dear OP, usually you are quite a nice person but I think your thread is very ill-judged."

JUST CALL THEM A CUNT AND HAVE DONE

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LaQueen · 06/11/2012 19:24

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FellowshipOfFestiveFellows · 06/11/2012 19:25

Pickled Grin

Goes off whistling and rubbing nose suggestively

NOW SHUT IT OR ILL REPORT YOU FOR ACCUSING ME OF BEING ALL ILLEGAL AND SUBSTANCE ABUSING, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED THAT AWFUL STUFF. THE ONLY POWDER I LIKE IS OVALTINE.

But I know a Scottish person who possibly has.....

SuePurblybilt · 06/11/2012 19:25

Did the Bleddy Poo Poster ever manage to squeeze one out?

Everlong · 06/11/2012 19:25

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LaQueen · 06/11/2012 19:25

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SuePurblybilt · 06/11/2012 19:26

HAH! This

"oh dear oh dear OP, usually you are quite a nice person but I think your thread is very ill-judged

is ZIGACKLY what I was about to post to you, Hully.

Hullygully · 06/11/2012 19:26

gracious

that's ^^ a bit rude

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Cynner · 06/11/2012 19:27

It appears to me that there are people who seem to be stuck in perpetual victim mode. They are so unhappy with there lives, that they want to make certain EVERYONE understands just how miserable they are. It must be exhausting..
Btw..Hazy birthdat Tantrums! You carry your age well...xx

EdgarAllanPond · 06/11/2012 19:27

you could never be a wrong cunt.

at least, you'd never admit you were a wrong cunt.

Hullygully · 06/11/2012 19:27

not you, Baby Sue, that vulgar Queen person

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ScrambledSmegs · 06/11/2012 19:28

PooBaby born around 12:30pm yesterday. Mother and baby doing well.

It was strangely emotional.

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 06/11/2012 19:28

oh dear oh dear OP, usually you are quite a nice person but I think your thread is very ill-judged

No one ever says that to me! Does that mean I'm not nice? Grin