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[HRHBumpingFuglies]

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

For those who don't like rum, the bar is offering martinis and all sorts of other delectable fluids.

Roger is in charge of olives.

Hully....... Sparkly . I don't believe it! She's too straight talking for that.

Maybe she's just hiding him for safe keeping?

Hully don't turn sparkly on us!

I tried espresso martinis recently! I can highly recommend them!

I think the sparkly ship is getting it's glitter cannons ready. What do we have in response? Cannonballs with swear words on?

Hully - give Roger back or you'll be cleaning manky toilet brushes.

Ready the cannons - heavy gauge sarcasm, swearing and buns.

FIRE!

Shan't.

Fiderer of course everyone likes rum
Too bad if they don't

HRH Fuglies - we should be all inclusive and blah and more blah and honestly, how else do you think I got this quantity of gin past the harbour duty police? Wept a little and mentioned how some ladies react badly to the rum in the heat.

Are we going to do any smuggling?

Cannons loaded with and

eek ..... its ok if you don't want my plasters ....amputations are available on request!!! Copious amounts of medicinal rum, gin or tipple of choice also available :o

Also, never underestimate the many uses of the swizzle stick. Cannon are important but there may be need of more subtle impaling.
Olives too, have their uses.

I could bring my violin on board and play a hornpipe if that was acceptable? Although I'm sure the horn and the pipe will very quickly become side tracked for other purposes

Are these striped pyjamas I'm wearing ok HRH?
I need a uniform.

It'll do Peanut

What to smuggle sparkling?

Well where's my uniform, I want a hat though.

What about this one?

Uniform

Excellent choice TheOne!

I have no idea what to smuggle HRH. Maybe some gold bullions and doubloons?

Can I have the a line one?

My bumps would look terrible in that Lycra

Here is my costume.

at Sparkling
only because jealous of those who could wear it

I would look like a pound of sausages in that Sparkling.

AYE!