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Original poster

HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

418 replies

HRHBumpingFuglies · 30/05/2012 18:24

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

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HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 30/05/2012 22:54
MrsSnaplegs · 31/05/2012 06:26

Call the hands
Call the hands
Call the hands

Rise and shine everyone Grin

TheVermiciousKnid · 31/05/2012 06:30

Right, I'm leading a mutiny. Anybody wants to join me?

FeakAndWeeble · 31/05/2012 07:13

Shurrup! I have a gin headache and those fish eyes have given me guts ache Sad

I have no energy to mutiny-ise....

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 31/05/2012 07:20

Grin Talc!!! Best shopping forecast ever!

Rum for everyone!

Avast ye, mutineers. Punishment is no longer back to back Jeremy Kyle...

Offenders will now WASH THE MANKY TOILET BRUSHES

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TheVermiciousKnid · 31/05/2012 07:27

No more Jeremy Kyle?! Yay. Double your efforts, mutineers!

TalcAndTurnips · 31/05/2012 07:40

I'm not shifting until the steward brings me tea and bickies in bed Angry

Sparklingbunting · 31/05/2012 07:41

Morning from the crows nest. No imminent trouble on the horizon. Grin

MrsSnaplegs · 31/05/2012 07:43

Captains rounds at 10 Talc you're reporting Junior Ranks mess deck so get your backside out of your rack sharpish Wink
Tea and biccies who do you think you are - an officers wife Grin

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 31/05/2012 07:45

I think the steward may be removing the seamen from the poop deck, so I would hold out for tea, Talc Smile

Excellent Sparkling! You may want to look through your binoculars The Other Way Round

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Sparklingbunting · 31/05/2012 07:53

Oh god yes, The ship with the sparkly tickers looms into view. Shock

zombiewitchdocktor · 31/05/2012 08:15

Can I be ships doctor? Have a good supply of dinosaur plasters etc......

FeakAndWeeble · 31/05/2012 08:25

Oh God Sparkling, are we being attached by Huns? Grin

TheOneWithTheCrown · 31/05/2012 08:27

You all wake up to early.

zombiewitchdocktor · 31/05/2012 08:27

It's OK It's OK I've got my guides first aid badge... I can bandage you up if the glitter goes in your eye....

FeakAndWeeble · 31/05/2012 08:30
TheOneWithTheCrown · 31/05/2012 08:34

Aaaah thank you. I found the glittery place once before I came here. I never want to go back!

Can't we shoot some cannons at that ship? Don't let them get me.

boaty · 31/05/2012 09:02

Maybe we should fire at them with our heavy gauge sarcasm? Wink

MrsSnaplegs · 31/05/2012 09:07

Boaty - we are sure to hit them with our wit Wink

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 31/05/2012 09:12

A sparkly ship you say? Stand by to repel boarders! I'll have no pink sparkly fluffiness on my ship!

Zombie - No need for namby-pamby plasters, we need RUM! Rum I say!

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HRHBumpingFuglies · 31/05/2012 09:17

Ok, who's got Roger the cabin-boy?

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TheVermiciousKnid · 31/05/2012 09:18

I fear he has been captured by HMS Netmums. :(

TheOneWithTheCrown · 31/05/2012 09:19

We have to save him. He'd never cope over there.

Hullygully · 31/05/2012 09:32
TheVermiciousKnid · 31/05/2012 09:32

Shock Hully has gone over to the sparkly side!