HMS Mumsnet - all hands on deck

[HRHBumpingFuglies]

Let us not abandon our trusty vessel in stormy seas of missing posts!
Let us raise her sails and speed elegantly into mountainous waves life!
We shall fend off the troublemakers pirates!
Defend the site realm!

Sod 'em all, lets take it back! Who's on the crew?

< does as told by HRH>
[coward]

AYE!!!!

I'm not one to rock the boat.

DrowninginDuplo

Aye aye splice the cabin boy!

TheOne - Groooaaaaan!

By the way, Where is Captain Pugwash?

What are the orders HRH? not a creep really!

at Feak
If we've run out of rum & gin, I've got a fine supply of various spirits here (mostly Malibu & Archers [bush])
Where we off to then?

Pugwash and his ship were overcome years back. Nutty Noah firkled with his GPS and Niggly Nelly knitted an impenetrable fog. Sad really.

AYE!

Orders are drink rum to keep warm! Find LST who is cooking pie. If Hully's overboard again, get her back and empty the rum out of her.

And produce Seaman jokes!

HRHThat'll explain the disappearance of Seaman Staines then....[sigh]

x post again needs to learn to type

Boaty - very good

Did someone say rum? Yes please. I've found myself being all shouty and angsty today, could do with a good sail with Roger

You lot leave them chickens alone!

I gor um down the market.

Captain! Where are you? I need to attend to the offspring Fleet!

No stroking chickens
No drinking my rum
No altering course
No splaicesing the mainbrice

What are the rules with this 'ere poop dick?

DECK! Deck

Argh

Poop dick

I'm perverted or something aren't I?

Lock me up.

The only rules where poop dicking is concerned is that it must take place at Centerparcs on a Friday night

Poor old Roger, you've given him the shakes babs!