To think that if you have a clock on the mantlepiece it needs to go in the middle?

[RatherBeOnThePiste]

Or am I being anal? My children say so. I don't think I am, but I need support from the MN jury. How could the clock go on one end? That would be wrong.

Right now it goes plant, photo frame, photo frame, CLOCK, photo frame, body sort of sculpture thing, flowers.

But clock in the middle. Yes?!

watching it now.
he really is a twat, isn't he?

how would they fill the show without MN?

peoplesprincess - apparently you're a home-wrecker.

so he agrees with the loon Piste, but he's still taking the piss

Did anyone see the TV review? They slated one show for being 'steeped in unoriginality' Hahahahahahahaha. The irony.

He said PeoplesPrincess was a home-wrecker?

basically,, yes.
he said: one woman left her husband because of it! no wonder there are so many divorces.
or something like that.

So it was discussed again today? Shows how important it is

CIM
KFS
SAS
(Snorts at Spam)

PS...

COF

no, you prat, i was watching yesterday's show on 5player.

what's COF?

SFK

(i always feel like that's a ta-ta thing - like "peace out" )

It was discussed at the start of today's show though. My posts on this thread today were me watching today's show.

ooh.

Try and find it on 5 player nickel. people have sent in mantelpiece pictures.

Have come too late to this thread I think, missed out MN mentions on shows and all sorts, bugger.

But definitely clock in the middle, tis a law

A harridan, an OCD loon and a prat too? It doesn't get much better than this

I wish I'd thought, I would have sent in a lovely picture of my mantelpiece with the clock centred so beautifully... an opportunity missed. Sad times.

COF I am leaving with you.

Word Origin & History

harridan
1700, "one that is half Whore, half Bawd" ["Dictionary of the Canting Crew"]; "a decayed strumpet" [Johnson], from Fr. haridelle "a poore tit, or leane ill-favored jade," [Cotgrave, 1611], in Fr. from 16c., of unknown origin.

I'll hold my hands up and say this is quite a good description of me - especially the decayed strumpet bit

TwoStepsBack - that is brilliant!

Well I am certainly a poore tit. No question.

I know what COF means.

Piste has given up on the mantlepiece and put the clock on the floor.

Not really, she has the delusion that calendars belong on the fridge.

I think I may be the leane ill-favoured jade.

OTI
KFS
CON

And if Matthew is still reading, I don't think there have been hundreds of foul-mouthed harridan's on this thread, just a few dedicated ones with a lot to say

Dear MW
[Thou hath] not so much brain as ear wax.
[Troilus and Cressida]

And it's ok to have a clock off centre. Mine is left of centre.
Now right of centre is another story.

Pistey,

CON
FSCTKCTSPFPS

COW

Arse! Trying to ignore and failing miserably .......

FSCTKCTSPFPS =

forks, spoons, chopsticks, teaspoons, knives, corkscrew, tablespoons, spatula, pickle fork, peeler, spork ?

I win.

The acronym COW made me Tis wrong, but funny!

One last time...
CIM
KFS
COF
ARF

For goodness sake! I had a dream about cutlery last night!

SFK
CIM
COW (as oppossed cof?)