To think that if you have a clock on the mantlepiece it needs to go in the middle?

[RatherBeOnThePiste]

Or am I being anal? My children say so. I don't think I am, but I need support from the MN jury. How could the clock go on one end? That would be wrong.

Right now it goes plant, photo frame, photo frame, CLOCK, photo frame, body sort of sculpture thing, flowers.

But clock in the middle. Yes?!

Hercule Poirot managed to solve murders based on the unsymmetrical arrangement of other people's mantelpieces.

Did he Pip? Which one of us would have been in the frame for the murder then? The 'middlers', the 'one-third inners', the 'at the enders' or the 'can't see the clock anyway for the pile of crappers'?

KFS
OTI

COC I think Nickel....
Clock Off Centre

Which of course is wrong.. In many ways...

sorry NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes - OTI?

No, no, no..... CIN.

Calendars obviously go on fridges...
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Obviously

OTI = One Third In.

Calendars are hung from a nail on the kitchen wall. All four of them on the same nail. And only the back one is written on.

Calendars on nails. Correct.

As you were.

The murders are the ones who fiddle with the arrangement of the mantelpiece after it has been symmetrically arranged.

Obviously.

murderers

Calenders should be on nails and should show the correct month.

Crossing off days as you go along is optional - but should be done neatly if you choose to do so.

Calendars should be on proper picture hooks.

Piprabbit - on the evidence of this thread the fiddlers would be the victims

It's probably why Piste's knives are bloody....

Calendars = nails. Hooks the wrong shape for my calendar.

pictures = picture hooks or nails

I don't understand picture hooks.

Don't you need nails to put up the picture hooks?

Why not cut out the middle man?

Nails for pictures
Calendar on magnetic grippy sorta peg but not really but nearly thingy thing stuck on the side of the fridge. Ideally one should write things on calendars......
Knives, forks spoons.
Pants, vests, socks
Baby sounds cute
Clock in the middle

IANBU!

Oh yes you are.

Magnetic grippy shitty sorta peggy poncey arse.

Wot you need is a nail.

you need nails, but they're little tiny pins, not proper nails.
you need to have picture hooks because it looks neater

so
CPH

whose baby? my baby?

Nickel, eh? What has neater got to do with it?

(Yes, your baby )

aw, fanx!

neater looks better- same as the clock being in the middle looks neater - therefore it must be correct

Yes your baby Nickel!

I can't use a nail because I haven't got any walls, so it has to go on the fridge and I don't want cold air leaking out through random nail holes. So I have to use magnetic grippy shitty sorta peggy poncey arsey things.

Anyway I bloody well shut the door!

Oh fucketty fuck. Of course I have walls

I actually do have walls.

My calendar is a white-board wipe off type. It is large and permanently affixed to the wall.

I tried to find this Matthew Wright nonsense, but couldn't. Hmmph.