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To tell you about my fcking inlaw bollockses

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Tortington · 26/12/2011 20:10

Im not doing it again. so i don't know what i'm going to say or do next year exactly, but im not doing xmas again.

listen to this

about three weeks ago sil was kinda saying how her house was too small (they are moving in januaryto a bigger rented place which is what we were talking about) we always alternate xmas dinner - this year it's their year and she said this exactly ' i don't know how we are going to fit everyone in here' so i said
' well you can always have it at ours - lbut let me know soon as the oven is broken and we will get it fixed if you are'

LAST THURSDAY sil was at my house and said '.....well when we are eating here on xmas day....'
'erm...we are having xmas day at my house?' says i?
' well...yes you offeed'
'oh ok' you cook the meat and roasters and i'll do the rest then as i haven';t got a cooker

so that's the scene

its not an unusual scene this - oh no - this is one of many benign neglect, thoughtless, passive aggressive incidents that i am sure ..nay positive all lie in some sibling insecurity - which in itself is laughable as PIL overtly favour BIL in the THE most awful shows of favouritsim that would make you gag - you wouldn't believe it if it was on tv. you really couldn't make this shit up

so xmas day.
lets do the thoughtless gifts and non gifts.

i buy mil vouchers for her fave store
fil whiskey
bil - some man smellies - nowt much tbh
sil - perfume

bils dsd aged 18 some smellies
sil/bil son aged 10 - a rocket science thing - a real rocket that you can set off

they buy me the cheapest regifted smelly set that was clearly not new
dh a t-shirt

my three kids 22 and twins 18 - nothing - not even a box of £2.20 roses

mil and fil buys dh and me nothing
buys my ldest son - nothing
biys the twins - a box of roses each

my eldest son for some reason is too old to have £2.50 spent on him at xmas

in and of itsself in an isolated incident one could brush it off - but this is 22 years of thoughtlessness.

so thoughtless and inconsiderate are they towards my children that my children REFUSED to spend xmas day with them - they are all adults and two have left home now, so they made their choices and
...i then spent xmas dinner and night without my childrenbecuase my inlaws are so fucking mean and clearly favouritise bils children

so out of two couples two of my children got one box of chocolates each after they declared they were having xmas dinner at my house the last minute

..............it gets better

no ones reading this at this point but i have to write it down becuae i hate them

DD and her partner went to partners family for xmas dinner, i said that i would drive them.

sil had previously said that they were coming to mine about 2pm

dd then asked me to pick up her partners mum on the way - the trip was further than i had thought it was going to be and took ages.

i arrived home at 2.30 - through no fault of my own

i then walked in to the whole family sat down to xmas day dinner without me

they came early and even dh didn't say 'hold on lets wait'

by this time i am fuming, pissed off , hurt andd angry.

then
then
then
the men

oh you wont believe the mysoginy -
the men play the wii
sil hints and hints
her daughter says shes bored
the mil says nothing
i have a go - but try and talk to the girls to keep them company - be a good host and all that

after this going on for literally hours

i take sil in kitchen, we sit on kitchen side and pour ourselves a drink and put the radio on

as soon as bil cottons on - fuck me he's all 'ooh were going now' quell surprise
cos sil can't have a good time

fuck them

theres no question or response needed to this tome of sprew ridden vitriol

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Tortington · 26/12/2011 20:13

and i'm left with the clean up too

the cunts

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jade80 · 26/12/2011 20:15

Crikey they sound like an 'interesting' lot! Well done for not livening it up by committing a murder!

squeakytoy · 26/12/2011 20:16

theres no question or response needed to this tome of sprew ridden vitriol

thank fuck for that Grin

troisgarcons · 26/12/2011 20:16

See - what you didn't do was ....... march into the front room, and cut the plug off the wii Grin

kitbit · 26/12/2011 20:17
Wine

Nuff said. I feel your pain.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 26/12/2011 20:17
HecateGoddessOfTwelfthNight · 26/12/2011 20:17

bloody hell, custy. That's a really shit day.

Are you going to tell them you'd rather have a hot poker shoved up your arse than ever host them again?

crazycrackernanna · 26/12/2011 20:17
ScarletFestiveFingernail · 26/12/2011 20:17

YANBU

Sounds awful Wine

Pascha · 26/12/2011 20:18

Wankers.

Regift the shit chocolates next year and book a fortnight in the caribbean instead.

maras2 · 26/12/2011 20:20

Still off the fags Custy?

HumphreyCobbler · 26/12/2011 20:21

fuck me, what a bunch of arseholes.

sorry you had to put up with this.

WHY didn't your DH wait for you to arrive before starting lunch??

DaydreamingOfAWhiteXmasDolly · 26/12/2011 20:22

Cunts. Go abroad next year and send them a box of roses per family.

Northernlurker · 26/12/2011 20:22

They sat down to dinner without you? They bought basically nothing for Christmas? Ww - this is making dh's hankerchiefs look like the gift of the season!

Ok - so they never come round for Christmas again. You buy your nephew a gift and that's it.

ViviPrudolf · 26/12/2011 20:24

Fuck em all. Next year make it you & DH and all your favourite food and drink and your DCs can come if they want and everyone else can go fuck themselves. Feel free to copy and paste my words verbatim if you like into a jolly round robin email aroundabout Nov 2012.

YANBU, OP. Other people suck Xmas Smile

ChippingInLovesChristmasLights · 26/12/2011 20:28

Are you speaking to DH? Although all the others were completely shit HE is the one who should have thought of you even if the others weren't.

Book a few days away with the 'kids' next year. Do not invite anyone else.

Tortington · 26/12/2011 20:39
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Tortington · 26/12/2011 20:40

troisgarcons Mon 26-Dec-11 20:16:13
See - what you didn't do was ....... march into the front room, and cut the plug off the wii
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pmsl

they're fucking lucky it didn't occur to me

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Sidge · 26/12/2011 20:40

I'd eat the tin of Roses, shit in it, wrap it up and regift it to them next Christmas.

That'll learn em.

namechangerbat · 26/12/2011 20:42

Send them the link for this thread. Job done.

Cunts indeed. Grin

Tortington · 26/12/2011 20:42

thank you for the hugs and the wine and the sympathy

and the gun

no, am not going to tell them that i;d rather ram a poker up mi jacksey becuase i am a cowardlycustardocusty

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ViviPrudolf · 26/12/2011 20:43

Cus my favorite and best bit was:

"no ones reading this at this point but i have to write it down becuae i hate them"

Awesome statement [frespect]. I could have written that about a million times re: the PiLs over the last 8 years.

I don't give a shiny shit anymore. I want Christmas day in my own lovely home with lovely things around and no shitty people getting me down. So that's what I have now and its great. MiL can catsbumface all she likes.

Fuck em all off, lovely Xmas Smile

Tortington · 26/12/2011 20:43

yes yes shit chocolates all round

and yes not bought a packet of fags since may - i think

although i;m considering taking up smoking next december 24th to put up with those fuckers

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ViviPrudolf · 26/12/2011 20:45

Sidge Xmas Grin that'd be a fudge to remember...

Demonata · 26/12/2011 20:48

I'm having trouble typing a good response. That's a big group of selfish sods. (Give DH a swift kick until he apologises, the wally). It's over now, break out the wine and no more inlaws to Christmas (tough if their house is "too small").

Here's to the New Year! Xmas Grin