To ask you all to tx your partners saying 'I LOVE YOU' and let us know their replies

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I texted my partner 5 minutes ago. Still no reply. . But he is at the pub, then going to watch Stoke V Man United so it might be a while until he tx back.

WTF are you after and how much is it going to cost me?

And they say romance is dead.

Mine would text back:

"Why? What have you done"?

Hes in the same room as me so would be pointless to do it now.

Mine's sitting opposite me on the couch...ok if I just shout at him?

Seriously though, five minutes and you're angry he hasn't replied?

Meet you upstairs in 5 mins

I love you too sexy bum.

Mine would say either:

"I don't blame you/I'm not surprised/of course you do darling, you're only human."

Or

"Yah, love you more"

Depending in what mood he is in. He's busy at the mo so won't test it out.

mine wouldn't reply hes working

I was having a conversation with DH this morning and asked him what song he would play at my funeral, he said "what's that song from the wizard of oz? " "Over the rainbow"? says I, "no, the other one - Ding dong the witch is dead".

I think he was joking. I killed him and buried him in the garden anyway.

mines at work so wouldnt reply

at malificence

but I don't

Mine is on the golf course so there would be o reply.
I have never texted him to say that and he would probably think I have crashed my car.

I think he was joking. I killed him and buried him in the garden anyway

Better safe than sorry

I sent dd out to him in the garden with a love heart saying I love you. I think he ate it.

He usually texts "love you more" and has done every single time! I like it.

"whatever it is, the answer is no, and dont use the credit card"

"I love you too"

But then he wandered in from the garden with a frog to show DD, who was bfing at the time. Then he dropped it. Now he's trying to chase it out the back door.

I'm blaming MN for this. He'd forgotten about us until my text!

"I love you too babe"

"oh thanks! I love you too"

The spade obviously didn't sever his spinal cord, he dug his way out and is sat on the sofa watching F1 qualifying. He looks suitably chastised.

I bought him beer today, his response? "Oh god, I'm going to have to have sex with you again, aren't I? Damn, I thought I was being subtle.

Mine doesn't know how to either read texts or send them.

And that's one of the reasons I love him.

I'm getting ignored. I bet if I text him to tell about the voicemail I've just noticed begging us/my Dad to take in another puppy he'd answer

Nope. Im only joking. I dont expect him to reply at all tonight. He's probably quite drunk by now and the only thing on his mind would be hoping that Stoke would beat Man United.

Im working a night shift tonight so he may tx me when he gets back from the football. Probably a 'what are you after' or 'what have you done'.

Mine said "love you too, but are you ok?"

"I love you too x"

I was hoping for something along the lines of are you after a take away or similar as he is out at the shops that way.

I've just had back

"Soppy sod ;-)"

Actually very suprised he text back. He's working today, and never usually answers a phone call, nevermind text back.

(He probably thinks his lucks in tonight though)