Why do men take so long to do a poo?

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Seriously, how does it take half an hour to do a poo?

How is it that I can be so much more efficient with my time? I think to myself - I need to do a poo. I go to the loo. I do it. I wipe my bum. I wash my hands. That's 5 minutes.

I asked him once - specifically asking if it was because he was reading. He said, 'No, that's just how long it takes.'

Really?

Big manly poos take more time than delicate little lady poos.

Gok Wan will know.

Derek the Wise has betrayed most men! It only takes a minute as Gary Barlow would say. For a number 2

(1) mobile games
(2) pornography

Men have smaller bum holes- fact!

Derek wtf bought you to a years - old thread to talk about porn and shitting and blow jobs.

Zombie thread, folks. ZOMBIE.

What Zebra said. Weird.

Oh crap. Didn't even realise it was a zombie thread.

My oh does on average 4-5 poos a day. At 20-30mins a time. That's a max of 2.5hours a day or 17.5hours a week or 38 full days a year taking a dump.

It does my head in he has is 6am then post breakfast. His post lunch (like within 5mins of finishing eating) then his pre dinner and post dinner (again within 5mins of eating) - sometimes there are more... we live in a tiny house with one loo. I've no idea how we're going to cope when four of us need to go as he's always bloody in there...and he's not masturbating as his stench permeates the entire house :(

Reading thread this I must be some kind of shitemeister as I'm in and out in 5 minutes and that includes checking Facebook.

And people wonder why bumping zombie threads is a problem.