to think he shouldn't have had a serious strop at this? - A bit sexual, sorry!

[YodelOdelTee]

I have namechanged for this for obvious reasons :) I am a regular - I remember pirate sex, lavender, judge and the MN bat and that the special word for spiders is LOOOOOFAH'S ha ha ha ha!!!

I have been having casual sex with a man for little under 12 months. No feelings are involved, just sex and a friendship. We go back 10 years to when our friendship began but have only ever been friends, or now more recently friends and fuck buddies.

He has some mental issues, depression is one. During intercourse he goes soft so I give him oral as he stays erect for that and we play around, but lately he is very selfish and it mostly consists of me giving a bj but nothing for me .

So this morning, Steve and I were on messenger just chatting and joking around and the conversation went like this;

S - So if you're not busy today how about you come and suck on my lollipop

Me - Sounds good, but what do I get in return? (hoping he'd say something along the lines of he'd perform oral sex or at least play with me.)

S - My company and a cup of tea

Me - You can't buy me with tea and biscuits, i'm not a prostitute! Ha ha ha (insert smiley emoticon)

And from that moment on it all kicked off. He accused me of only thinking that he's using me for sex and that all along i've thought that he only thinks of me as easy sex etc etc. He's refusing to speak to me now and has sent a few emails which basically say how low I think of him and our friendship. Did I do something wrong?

Haha haha just caught up with this and its hilarious.

Yodel - hope you've told Mr Floppypop to bugger off now.

I'm sure I have some cock lollies in the cupboard somewhere. Can't guarantee how nice they are, mind.

TSC if I'd send something like that to DH, he'd probably call to ask whether I'd been on Mumsnet, getting ideas and all. :-)

Yes I must say DH would instantly ask whether such a text was some sort of MN wind up.

Tell him to get over himself - if he can't, you'd be ill-advised to try and sustain this farce of a fuck buddy liaison as he's the only one that's getting their rocks off.

As for you having 'feelings' for him BEWARE; projecting their feelings onto a fuck buddy or any buddy is how many get females get sucked into unsatisfactory relationships with inadequate or commitment phobic males.

Nip those 'feelings' in the bud and look around for a non-depressive fully sexually functional male to play with before this one does your head in.