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to think he shouldn't have had a serious strop at this? - A bit sexual, sorry!

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YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:14

I have namechanged for this for obvious reasons :) I am a regular - I remember pirate sex, lavender, judge and the MN bat and that the special word for spiders is LOOOOOFAH'S ha ha ha ha!!!

I have been having casual sex with a man for little under 12 months. No feelings are involved, just sex and a friendship. We go back 10 years to when our friendship began but have only ever been friends, or now more recently friends and fuck buddies.

He has some mental issues, depression is one. During intercourse he goes soft so I give him oral as he stays erect for that and we play around, but lately he is very selfish and it mostly consists of me giving a bj but nothing for me Angry.

So this morning, Steve and I were on messenger just chatting and joking around and the conversation went like this;

S - So if you're not busy today how about you come and suck on my lollipop

Me - Sounds good, but what do I get in return? (hoping he'd say something along the lines of he'd perform oral sex or at least play with me.)

S - My company and a cup of tea

Me - You can't buy me with tea and biscuits, i'm not a prostitute! Ha ha ha (insert smiley emoticon)

And from that moment on it all kicked off. He accused me of only thinking that he's using me for sex and that all along i've thought that he only thinks of me as easy sex etc etc. He's refusing to speak to me now and has sent a few emails which basically say how low I think of him and our friendship. Did I do something wrong?

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GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:52

Does he play with your bits like an insistent jehovah pressing on a recalcitrant doorbell?

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:52

What did you get besides radio tuning?

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 11:53

no sex at all????????????????? for the whole yr?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ seriously??????????????????????????????? my guy had penis problems but he was able to get it my vagina occasion. what are you playing at do you hate your vagina??????? does it not deserve to be loved and have some penis. you bad neglectful woman.

PinotsKittens · 28/06/2011 11:53

You need a finer standard of fuck buddy. Or just an average standard fuck buddy.

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:53

Oh, i'm crying with laughter here. Thanks for making me feel better :)

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GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:53

at the madness.

Oh GOD I have got to do some work. Why god? Why?

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:54

lolol at

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:55

he was able to get it my vagina occasion

Oh thank god

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 11:55

to be fair the definition of fuck buddy would be some one that actually fucks her i think he could be sued under false advertising.

superjobeespecs · 28/06/2011 11:55

PMSL at spooks post about hating your vagina and having some penis im nearly bloody crying!!

ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 11:56

Hully - I totally agree.

Ugh. I went out with someone who used to send me dirty texts. :Shirly, I m going 2 sux ur titz"

VILE. it's TITS

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:56

he was able to get it my vagina occasion

Oh thank god

Was it like taking a scared alsatian to the vets?

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 11:56

he was able to get it in my vagina on occasion, terrible sentence i was just so shocked

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:56

pmsl hully gully :)

should we be taking the piss out of men with erectile dysfunction?

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ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 11:57

STOP

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:57

My ex boyfriend used to call my tits knockers in a non-ironic way.

Knockers. It was like confessions of a windowcleaner.

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:57

If someone sent me that I would die. Literally.

I can't even bring myself to call the male vagina-occasion-finder anything. It all makes me squirm.

TheSecondComing · 28/06/2011 11:58

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:58

Yodel - oh I think so, yes.

Floppy mcfloppy chops

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 11:58

we are not taking the piss out of men with ED...we are taking the piss out of him

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:58

KNOCKERS

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:59

Ladies, let's have a bit of decorum in here!!!

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spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 11:59

yes, if you looked at it funny it would run away and hide. it was very frustrating and quite small and he had a PA in it i assume to try to make up for the lack of length but it didnt help. i couldnt even touch it or the erection would vanish it was like sas mauves.

BelleDameSansMerci · 28/06/2011 11:59

Shirley! I actually said "Eugh" out loud at that text. None of the rest of the thread. Just that awful text. Grin

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 11:59

PA ???