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to think he shouldn't have had a serious strop at this? - A bit sexual, sorry!

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YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:14

I have namechanged for this for obvious reasons :) I am a regular - I remember pirate sex, lavender, judge and the MN bat and that the special word for spiders is LOOOOOFAH'S ha ha ha ha!!!

I have been having casual sex with a man for little under 12 months. No feelings are involved, just sex and a friendship. We go back 10 years to when our friendship began but have only ever been friends, or now more recently friends and fuck buddies.

He has some mental issues, depression is one. During intercourse he goes soft so I give him oral as he stays erect for that and we play around, but lately he is very selfish and it mostly consists of me giving a bj but nothing for me Angry.

So this morning, Steve and I were on messenger just chatting and joking around and the conversation went like this;

S - So if you're not busy today how about you come and suck on my lollipop

Me - Sounds good, but what do I get in return? (hoping he'd say something along the lines of he'd perform oral sex or at least play with me.)

S - My company and a cup of tea

Me - You can't buy me with tea and biscuits, i'm not a prostitute! Ha ha ha (insert smiley emoticon)

And from that moment on it all kicked off. He accused me of only thinking that he's using me for sex and that all along i've thought that he only thinks of me as easy sex etc etc. He's refusing to speak to me now and has sent a few emails which basically say how low I think of him and our friendship. Did I do something wrong?

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AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 11:43

pmsl @ chupa chup

OP, treat this with some humour

this man is a plank and not worth your time

let him foist his droopy popsicle on some other poor sap

maybe this is a better bet for you ( warning, not child or work-friendly ) Grin

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:43

Tell him he doesn't make your heart go giddy-up any more

ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 11:44

I used to get bought a whistle lolly when Daddy had to go to the chemist. That sounds like the first line of some sort of awful Misery Lit book, but it is actually true. THe chemist was the onlky place that sold those whistle lollies.

Confused

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.oldtimeconfection.com/Whistle%2520pops.jpg&imgrefurl=www.oldtimeconfection.com/lollipops.htm&usg=__DO4xGdzfPRzpiQq7fZP31zCKum8=&h=297&w=627&sz=42&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=4vls7ge7uSkxhM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=218&ei=erAJTrCsM4KY8QPe74zMAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dwhistle%2Blollies%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D596%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=348&vpy=260&dur=93&hovh=154&hovw=326&tx=149&ty=77&page=1&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0&biw=1024&bih=596" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">WhistlePop

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:45

TSC pages herself when bored

(note: TSC is going to KILL us) Grin

TheSecondComing · 28/06/2011 11:45

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kaluki · 28/06/2011 11:45

AlouiseG - I just choked with laughter @ 'bearded mussel"
Grin

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:46

OP does your fuck buddy look like this man? here

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:46

That is a perfeclty kosher link btw, it aint rude.

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 11:47

oh so thats why you need the pager vibrator.

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:47

I've never had a whistle lolly Or a Daddy that bit's a lie tho he was a bit rubbish

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:48

TSC Has dissapeared! :o You know her name initials could stand for Tantilising Sex Chats!

The 'sex' isn't that good. He tweaks my nipples so hard it hurts despite me telling the fucker to be gentle and of course we never get any further so I can't comment on the real sex bit!

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spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 11:48

they still sell those whistles at the chemist, i bought one for my son the other day he he he

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:49

I never had a daddy or a marrrmeee but I stole had all the whistle lollies I wanted and Lucky Charms for breakfast.

Fair swap imo. Grin

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:49

I loved Mr Pinkwhistle and now you've spoilt him for ever. Enid should be beyond the reach of innuendo. It's just not right.

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 11:49

bin

you know it makes sense !

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:49

YOU HAVE HAD A FUCK BUDDY FOR A YEAR AND YOU HAVE NEVER HAD SEX ALL YOU HAVE HAD IS A SLIMY LOLLIPOP AND SOME NIPPLE TWEAKING?

ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 11:50

See, this is another reason why I'm doomed to a life of songledom forevermore. If a bloke that I had been having the sex with said "Do you want to come round tonight and suck my lollipop?" I think I would actually...

Die. I mean that. I would actually drop actually fucking actually DEAD of horror and dismay. CALL IT YOUR COCK AT THE VERY LEAST YOU WEIRD.

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:50

pmsl @ any fucker! That looks yummier, and a damn sight bigger than his manhood, that's for sure!!!

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LaWeasel · 28/06/2011 11:50

Poor TSC and her pager bill.

Yodel, this guy is rubbish at everything. You can't possibly really fancy someone who is rubbish at all sex and relationship type stuff! Let him go back into the dating pool to confuse some other woman.

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 11:51

what's with all the caps ?

you ladies are going crrrrrrazeeee at the thought of lollipops

this man is a sex god, obvs

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:51

Get Orf, yeaaa, i've been short changed haven't I? There is a bit more that just the nipple tweaking but not a whole lot...Blush

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GetOrf · 28/06/2011 11:51

I am never having sex again, that's fo sho.

They are ALL fucking freaks of nature.

I am going to give lesbianism a whirl

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 11:52

Surely there is no need to vocalise anything in this area at all? All so fraught and unpleasant. Surely one can indicate one's intentions delicately and non-verbally?

ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 11:52

uh - have you just sucked his cock and had your nipples painfully clamped?

HELLO MUM! Just look at what I'm talking about on the internet! You must be so proud!

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 11:52

oh, 'ere we go Grin

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