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to think he shouldn't have had a serious strop at this? - A bit sexual, sorry!

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YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:14

I have namechanged for this for obvious reasons :) I am a regular - I remember pirate sex, lavender, judge and the MN bat and that the special word for spiders is LOOOOOFAH'S ha ha ha ha!!!

I have been having casual sex with a man for little under 12 months. No feelings are involved, just sex and a friendship. We go back 10 years to when our friendship began but have only ever been friends, or now more recently friends and fuck buddies.

He has some mental issues, depression is one. During intercourse he goes soft so I give him oral as he stays erect for that and we play around, but lately he is very selfish and it mostly consists of me giving a bj but nothing for me Angry.

So this morning, Steve and I were on messenger just chatting and joking around and the conversation went like this;

S - So if you're not busy today how about you come and suck on my lollipop

Me - Sounds good, but what do I get in return? (hoping he'd say something along the lines of he'd perform oral sex or at least play with me.)

S - My company and a cup of tea

Me - You can't buy me with tea and biscuits, i'm not a prostitute! Ha ha ha (insert smiley emoticon)

And from that moment on it all kicked off. He accused me of only thinking that he's using me for sex and that all along i've thought that he only thinks of me as easy sex etc etc. He's refusing to speak to me now and has sent a few emails which basically say how low I think of him and our friendship. Did I do something wrong?

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ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 12:11

Wanting to do it with men who are dressed up as women and have cocks is still kinda gay

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 12:12

Haha was just goping to post Magnum.

Now I am thinking about Tom Selleck

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 12:12

spooks - I can't revisit it, I just can't. I've got ptsd. Post traumatic sex disorder

EveHarrington · 28/06/2011 12:12

snurk at "do you hate your vagina?" Grin

Ladies (and I use the term loosely), you do realise it's not Friday just yet, right? Hmm

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 12:12

Yodel this bloke sounds worse and worse.

Freak o'nature (bag o'mash)

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 12:12

Think i might have to go lollipop shopping later. it's a lovely day so an ice cold popsicle should suffice.

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Hullygully · 28/06/2011 12:13

Yes, Tom Selleck. But why? Why? Is it that he is so proper manly?

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 12:13

ahhhh you mean my suggested sex text to tsc. i have sent a very similar one to my bf myself. he was around in about 7 minutes it was fun.

SpringchickenGoldBrass · 28/06/2011 12:13

You could try shoving a vibrator up his arse, of course. That might inspire him to improve his performance.
THough actually just binning him is probably a better idea.

And I am still giggling at 'taking a nervous Alsation to the vets' and have a mental image of you having to prize him out of the doorframe a limb at a time.

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 12:14

EveH, it's tosser tuesday. what's a name of a day matter when every day can be friday?

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BelleDameSansMerci · 28/06/2011 12:14

Hully, he was perfect in Magnum - all proper manly and chivalrous...

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 12:14

I like a proper manly man. You just don't get em any more.

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 12:15

spring you would be surprised how often that works.

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 12:17

I have started a thread about proper manly men.

Bring em back, I say.

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 12:17

what the kind that throw you over their shoulder and drag you back to their cave.

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 12:18

to many manginas about these days Grin

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 28/06/2011 12:19

I was chuckling away at this thread and then got tipped over the edge by Bag o' mash Grin

allhailtheaubergine · 28/06/2011 12:19

I moan and groan like a woman. In fact I did so only 5 minutes ago when the children spilled paint all over the kitchen because I was too busy reading this thread to watch them.

SpringchickenGoldBrass · 28/06/2011 12:19

SSA: Not in the least surprised. It's logical: tickle the prostate and the pump starts to work Grin

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 12:20

like kick starting a motor Grin

TheSecondComing · 28/06/2011 12:42

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BelleDameSansMerci · 28/06/2011 12:47

TSC Grin

Brilliant...

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 12:51

Ha ha ha, TSC. We'll get a message from MrTSC later asking who has been corrupting his wife!

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BabyYoureAFirework · 28/06/2011 13:16

Hahahaha @ this thread Grin Grin

I once fucked someone who asked me to take his belt off and hit him with it until he said thank you. I was only 20 and a little naive. Now, of course, I'd beat the fuck out of him Grin

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 13:17

does he really have a red lolly, tsc ?

sounds a bit painful..