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to think he shouldn't have had a serious strop at this? - A bit sexual, sorry!

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YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 11:14

I have namechanged for this for obvious reasons :) I am a regular - I remember pirate sex, lavender, judge and the MN bat and that the special word for spiders is LOOOOOFAH'S ha ha ha ha!!!

I have been having casual sex with a man for little under 12 months. No feelings are involved, just sex and a friendship. We go back 10 years to when our friendship began but have only ever been friends, or now more recently friends and fuck buddies.

He has some mental issues, depression is one. During intercourse he goes soft so I give him oral as he stays erect for that and we play around, but lately he is very selfish and it mostly consists of me giving a bj but nothing for me Angry.

So this morning, Steve and I were on messenger just chatting and joking around and the conversation went like this;

S - So if you're not busy today how about you come and suck on my lollipop

Me - Sounds good, but what do I get in return? (hoping he'd say something along the lines of he'd perform oral sex or at least play with me.)

S - My company and a cup of tea

Me - You can't buy me with tea and biscuits, i'm not a prostitute! Ha ha ha (insert smiley emoticon)

And from that moment on it all kicked off. He accused me of only thinking that he's using me for sex and that all along i've thought that he only thinks of me as easy sex etc etc. He's refusing to speak to me now and has sent a few emails which basically say how low I think of him and our friendship. Did I do something wrong?

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 12:05

yodel...oh dear Grin

GetOrf · 28/06/2011 12:05

Hahaha at shirley 'I had to turn around and ask him to stop it'

I am not going to do this project plan am I, not with you lot about.

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 12:06

you know that "play" he used to like doing ?

was it arse-play ? Grin

ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 12:06
Shock
spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 12:06

oh my god op you didnt say he was gay.....

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 12:06

shirley...why were you looking the other way ?

kaluki · 28/06/2011 12:07

Ahhh now it all makes sense.

He's gay!

ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 12:07

TSC - send him a text saying you need to have a chat about the wormery and the compost heap

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 12:07

TSC - Tell him you can't wait for him to dip his lollipop in your packet of sherbet.

OP posts:
GetOrf · 28/06/2011 12:08

Rude names for lollies to cut out and keep:

Tongue Twister
Milk Maid
Zoom
Wibbly Wobbly

ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 12:08

AF -

BelleDameSansMerci · 28/06/2011 12:08

Yodel - did he enjoy musicals at all?

BelleDameSansMerci · 28/06/2011 12:09

Getorf, I'd like a "Fab" please... Fat chance of that!

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 12:09

he's not gay. he definately doesn't suck other men's pop's but he has a thing for ladyboys. normal men can fuck off as far as he's concerned. it has to be a laaaadyboi.

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 12:09

shirley Grin

I just thought he might have had an ugly face, that's all

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 12:09

spooks, you have made me blench with horror.

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 12:10

so chicks with dicks...................................do you have a dick Grin

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 12:10

gay as a gay thing that's very gay and can't get it up with vadges.

ShirleyKnot · 28/06/2011 12:10

GetOrf - Funny Feet?

Hullygully · 28/06/2011 12:10

Magnum Outsize

spookshowangel · 28/06/2011 12:10

huh??? hully why?

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 12:10

yodel...he sounds like a complete wazak, seriously

YodelOdelTee · 28/06/2011 12:11

I just got a mr softy. for a whole fucking year. not even with a flake or bits over. would've rather had a Feast. Mmm, I love those nut's in the Feasts.

OP posts:
Hullygully · 28/06/2011 12:11

Mr Whippy

BelleDameSansMerci · 28/06/2011 12:11

Magnum mini in this case...

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