to ask you all to shut the fuck up.

[AtYourCervix]

and share some love.

I'm very fond of you lot. It upsets me when we don't get along.

Could we have a bit of mutual loving?

You're lovely and beautiful and I like you and you're sweet and smell of flowers

hug hun

I have raging pmt. I could kill a granny and calmly step over the corpse. I cannot, today, do 'loving'. But your sentiment is charming.

i'm feeling the luurve, wanna cuddle cervix?

you're not so bad yourself

My telly just imploded. I cannot share some love just now. Just a strong smell of burning plastic.

i don't do cuddles or hugs or touching (wonder where DD2 gets it from?)

i do like sitting in circles doing a bit of chanting and sending out really good vibes though.

i'd also like to offer you <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00203/CarlosAcosta_203034s.jpg&imgrefurl=www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/features/nights-of-northern-soul-manchesters-second-international-festival-is-an-eclectic-feast-1727875.html%3Faction%3DGallery%26ino%3D7&usg=__yiFManiDgzQdNm16ty1QuoDvSxM=&h=421&w=282&sz=9&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=iZ4UG533RDZFRM:&tbnh=159&tbnw=118&ei=e-n8TdXLB86e-wbrgrHEDQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcarlos%2Bacosta%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4DSGK_en___GB423%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D641%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=133&vpy=239&dur=44&hovh=274&hovw=184&tx=110&ty=134&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0&biw=1366&bih=641" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this as a present. feast your eyes and enjoy.

god i'd kill for a smoke of something illegal nowl.

Ommmmmmmmmmmmm.

IamMissVerinderandIamfullofloveformyfellowmumsnetters.....

Ohh Ohh love me I'm nice except I called John Hemming a tosser

Who is having a barmy?

Actually it would probably be quicker and easier to answer if I asked who isnt having a barmy?

see. doesn't everyone feel better for less of the sniping and quarreling and a bit more nicety and lovingness.

think I'll pass on the love beads though...

I'll share this

OK:

Mmmm white leggings and bulge

Share the crisps curly

i've had to be nice to my mother and my sister today...am feeling the luurve for all

the love beads are very cute, but keep getting tangled up in my hair