to ask you all to shut the fuck up.

[AtYourCervix]

and share some love.

I'm very fond of you lot. It upsets me when we don't get along.

Could we have a bit of mutual loving?

are you a dancer yourself, Secret?

sadly no. Couldn't afford lessons as child, but did a lot of country dancing as a teen until I screwed my ankle in a dance exam. Now I am about 3 times the weight of a dancer!

i am about 3 times the weight AND width, i went to lessons until i was 15 (dysfunctional family, stately homes et al) now DD is a real fanatic, loves it. it's hard not to feel like a pushy parent, she loves it so much.

i sort of hope she's going to be rubbish, saves the finger-pointing - how twisted is that?

secretly want to save her the heartbreak? not daft at all!

I will be honest- if I won the lottery I would hire someone to teach me for 3 hours a day 5 days a week. Start in a swimming pool until my ankles were up to bearing weight of jumps

i do, i want to save her from the bitter disappointment
and knackered feet and ankles/knees etc

but she does love it, i've even got DH into ballet

but now it's late, and i need to go to bed......sure she'll be up again at 6am to play with all her new stuff

this has been an absofuckinglutely marvellous thread - night ya set of ne'er do wells and reprobates.

and bastards