to ask you all to shut the fuck up.

[AtYourCervix]

and share some love.

I'm very fond of you lot. It upsets me when we don't get along.

Could we have a bit of mutual loving?

i'm not that kind of girl......oh go on then

the doctor did then have a drinks party - cervix - I think he probably did use the cucumber, he's a tight bastard

Pump I would LOVE a Pottery Barn brochure

I hope they are peanut butter m&m's. Those I can eat after they have been sucked. The whole peanut ones...nah.

Peanut butter M&M, those the ones on the blue bags?

I'm off to a cheerleading competition tomorrow. lots of glitter, pom poms and sports bras. anyone fancy it?

sorry MNers, i cannot be nice while people are eating peanuts

peanut butter m&ms?

Do you get them here? I'd personally and thoroughly love the person who came good with those....

I could literally sex peanuts, I fecking love them. in all forms.

perhaps we shouldn't allow peanuts. it appears poor auntie is allergic.

Not as tight as the vicars arse though...

The doctor would say that, I had to rescue him from two rabid, but horny rottweilers that cornered while he was doing some naked gardening.

Snogs y'all with tongues and everything. I prefer almond M&M's if anyone has those, sucked on or otherwise :)

although they are delicious.

KP or Nobby's?

Bloody hell! What's happened to mn tonight? You're all being nice??!

did you know, if you 'half' a peanut, one half has a little tiny miniature bunny rabbit inside?

go look [nods]

Auntie is just being fussy

I can't remember the colour of the peanut butter m&m's but I fucking love love love them. I'm not sure I could sex an m&m, the colourings would make such a mess

i think i prefer a cashew or a macadamia.

yes, i heard about those dogs. They belong to that jessica rabbit look-a-like in number 10. She invites the milkman in don't you know!

i fucking love wotsits me

oh dear, i did a swear, is it ok?

I want some maltesers.

I have absolutely nothing in the house. Just eaten the last of the kids peppa pig mini fairy cakes. They tasted like shit.

actually it is much easier to sex a toblerone............

roast beef monster munch mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

swaering is fine. i don't mind a bit of fuvking or cunting at all. as long as you are nice about it.

Its only ok to swear if you change your name to AuntiePeanutBunnyMonica

cervix that post sounds really russian