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AIBU?

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to ask you all to shut the fuck up.

206 replies

AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 19:44

and share some love.

I'm very fond of you lot. It upsets me when we don't get along.

Could we have a bit of mutual loving?

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CheerMum · 18/06/2011 20:56

Blush i'm not that kind of girl......oh go on then

WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 20:56

the doctor did then have a drinks party - cervix - I think he probably did use the cucumber, he's a tight bastard

SwearyMary · 18/06/2011 20:56

Pump I would LOVE a Pottery Barn brochure Grin

I hope they are peanut butter m&m's. Those I can eat after they have been sucked. The whole peanut ones...nah.

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 20:58

Peanut butter M&M, those the ones on the blue bags?

CheerMum · 18/06/2011 20:58

I'm off to a cheerleading competition tomorrow. lots of glitter, pom poms and sports bras. anyone fancy it?

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 20:59

sorry MNers, i cannot be nice while people are eating peanuts

Adagoo · 18/06/2011 20:59

peanut butter m&ms?

Do you get them here? I'd personally and thoroughly love the person who came good with those....

WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 20:59

I could literally sex peanuts, I fecking love them. in all forms.

AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 21:00

perhaps we shouldn't allow peanuts. it appears poor auntie is allergic.

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AmazingBouncingFerret · 18/06/2011 21:00

Not as tight as the vicars arse though...

The doctor would say that, I had to rescue him from two rabid, but horny rottweilers that cornered while he was doing some naked gardening.

Happymm · 18/06/2011 21:00

Snogs y'all with tongues and everything. I prefer almond M&M's if anyone has those, sucked on or otherwise :)

AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 21:01

although they are delicious.

KP or Nobby's?

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HippyHippopotamus · 18/06/2011 21:01

Bloody hell! What's happened to mn tonight? You're all being nice??!

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:01
AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:02

did you know, if you 'half' a peanut, one half has a little tiny miniature bunny rabbit inside?

go look [nods]

SwearyMary · 18/06/2011 21:02

Auntie is just being fussy

I can't remember the colour of the peanut butter m&m's but I fucking love love love them. I'm not sure I could sex an m&m, the colourings would make such a mess Grin

AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 21:04

i think i prefer a cashew or a macadamia.

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WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 21:04

yes, i heard about those dogs. They belong to that jessica rabbit look-a-like in number 10. She invites the milkman in don't you know!

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:04

i fucking love wotsits me

oh dear, i did a swear, is it ok?

AmazingBouncingFerret · 18/06/2011 21:04

I want some maltesers.

I have absolutely nothing in the house. Just eaten the last of the kids peppa pig mini fairy cakes. They tasted like shit.

Sad
WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 21:05

actually it is much easier to sex a toblerone............

CheerMum · 18/06/2011 21:05

roast beef monster munch mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 21:06

swaering is fine. i don't mind a bit of fuvking or cunting at all. as long as you are nice about it.

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SwearyMary · 18/06/2011 21:06

Its only ok to swear if you change your name to AuntiePeanutBunnyMonica

WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 21:07

cervix that post sounds really russian

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