to ask you all to shut the fuck up.

[AtYourCervix]

and share some love.

I'm very fond of you lot. It upsets me when we don't get along.

Could we have a bit of mutual loving?

you think THAT'S kinky, Pumps

wait til sweary suggests the swing

Cervix.....C'mon just a little peck? Maybe an air (((hug))) then? Start gently

Thinks auntie wants to kiss everyone here

i'm not a midwife. i am a singer in musicals.

'kinkymidwife' is such a wrong talk name

hey, any port in a storm, whippy

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=s3.hubimg.com/u/207270_f260.jpg&imgrefurl=hubpages.com/hub/Love-to-Love&usg=__f7JU4iwpK_XJJmgIieK-zY0q0D0=&h=487&w=260&sz=21&hl=en&start=34&zoom=1&tbnid=l5ptsylvYwexQM:&tbnh=156&tbnw=84&ei=0Pz8TfD_GMaD-wav-tG_Aw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dlove%2Bis%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1579%26bih%3D659%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=634&vpy=221&dur=2964&hovh=307&hovw=164&tx=130&ty=191&page=2&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:34&biw=1579&bih=659" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this is how we should all be

Boak - I mean

I bet aunties rubber gloves are pink and girly

Ohhhhh Auntie! I have just got Giles to hang the swing. I assumed it was game on tonight....

don't bloody touch me monica. i don't like it. but i still love you.

suncottage

ayway. back to what is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/7/23/1248348667366/Carlos-Acosta-in-Spartacu-001.jpg&imgrefurl=www.guardian.co.uk/stage/gallery/2009/jul/24/seven-days-stage-theatre-dance&usg=__m_tZKB9_uifYkwkQH0NLTWhCjTo=&h=450&w=600&sz=25&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Qfc6GuFvz-VUZM:&tbnh=159&tbnw=207&ei=P_78Tb2FGsPO-QbA9NTkAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcarlos%2Bacosta%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4DSGK_en___GB423%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D641%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=734&vpy=279&dur=228&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=207&ty=153&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&biw=1366&bih=641" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">important

look at his weapon

that is a WMD, not hidden very well neither

Ohh you lot are just too nice and sweet you bunch of fluffy kittens you! I'm off to BitchesRUs.

did anyone else hear the gossip about ferret when she had the vicar round for cucumber sarnies!

Wonders if he puts socks down there as it's rather large

ok, tag yourselves <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=hippie+love+in&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&tbm=isch&tbnid=JrDOpu16V09TIM:&imgrefurl=flowerpower89.wordpress.com/2010/10/17/hippies-a-history-lesson/&docid=YKV7E75SaHTMkM&w=1104&h=954&ei=9v78TbGfM4PzsgaU3bXsDQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=749&vpy=236&dur=391&hovh=151&hovw=155&tx=190&ty=116&page=1&tbnh=151&tbnw=155&start=0&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0&biw=1024&bih=629" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here

Googles bitchesRus

Ummm, Auntie...thats doesn't work

try this

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=1.bp.blogspot.com/_MDU7kK7thSE/TJFlen9D5DI/AAAAAAAAAGY/t5VAILHanXs/s1600/indiana-and-marion1.jpg&imgrefurl=www.forcesofgeek.com/2010/09/dear-steven-spielberg-re-indiana-jones.html&usg=__69Qjr7zNURyrgNVnsNxbY-RZaks=&h=301&w=450&sz=17&hl=en&start=39&zoom=1&tbnid=7vci0A3eJy3n1M:&tbnh=146&tbnw=186&ei=pv_8TYiFL4n1-gbSme3cAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmrs%2Bindiana%2Bjones%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1345%26bih%3D637%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=402&vpy=205&dur=52&hovh=184&hovw=275&tx=122&ty=93&page=3&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:39&biw=1345&bih=637" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Me

Ah, but as fucking usual, you guys are not feeling the love are you, as you only post to each other and ignore anyone else

what does your 'mm' stand for happymm

oh dear, happymm

you have to dive in, it's fast moving ya know

WhipMe! You promised not to tell anybody!

Happymm we arnt ignoring anyone!