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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to ask you all to shut the fuck up.

206 replies

AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 19:44

and share some love.

I'm very fond of you lot. It upsets me when we don't get along.

Could we have a bit of mutual loving?

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shakey1500 · 18/06/2011 21:25

See I open this thread expecting a good ol' slanging match and what do I get? A whole lot of lovin'.

I have Wine, I have chocolate, I had a shiteous day AND dh expects me to listen to him waffling about fucking fishing. I am trying to nod in all the right places but I fear I'm not passing muster and may soon launch empty wine glass at him

Can I join?

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:27

aw, don't have a shite day....come blow bubbles with me on the beanbag

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 21:30

shakey give us a snog we will cheer you up deary and have a doritio on me

SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 21:32

Just a treat before your date with CA!

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:34

he is rather splendid isn't he

shakey1500 · 18/06/2011 21:35

for pumpernickel....

Actually, just in CASE the letters are transposed, I shall think of a decent song to entertain you all.

Grateful for the cake also..sigh.

He's onto the state of the economy now. I quite like this wine glass, it's too good to throw at him yet the cushion is far too light and I can't be arsed moving.

SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 21:37

I can spend an awful long time watching male ballet variations.

PinotsKittens · 18/06/2011 21:37

Is anybody feeling kind enough to give me a mammoth squishy squeezey hug?

I've had a day that has been faeces-like.

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:37

i could spend rather a long time watching ballet. full stop

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:39

aw, i've had a good, bad and ugly day

DDs 4th birthday. family round. nuff said huh?

SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 21:40
Grin
SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 21:41

why has today been so bad pinot?

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 21:44

Gives Pinot a massive bear hug, a glass of wine and some pringles :)
(((hugs)))

PinotsKittens · 18/06/2011 21:45

One of the kittens has been poorly all day and panicked me silly. She's the small one (I think a runt) and they both had jabs yesterday - her brother is fine, she's just limp and has a temperature.

God it was just so SHIT! She's a bit better now though.

PinotsKittens · 18/06/2011 21:45

THANKS PUMPY

SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 21:46

she'll be racing up the curtains tomorrow after beating up her brother and the dog.Wink

PinotsKittens · 18/06/2011 21:47

God I hope so SNF! She's normally like a Bond villain, plotting her next evil plan...but she's been a shadow today. I've been so worried she was fading.

shakey1500 · 18/06/2011 21:47

Fishing. Marlins in particular.

Economy. Will Greece survive the latest crisis?

Aeroplanes zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I'm not doing well here folks.

SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 21:50

fading at this age? Not extremely likely, especially with the care you have lavished on the gruesome twosome.Smile

PinotsKittens · 18/06/2011 21:52
SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 21:54

dunno- I have been avoiding anything even vaguely confrontational.

PinotsKittens · 18/06/2011 22:03

I'm turning into a lurker Confused

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 22:11

i said that last week pinot, whilst crunching my carrots Wink

PinotsKittens · 18/06/2011 22:13

Good minds Monica, good minds

SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 22:17

I have 3 tabs open- one on mn, one on fb and the other on you tube. I have ballet videos playing that I know so well, I'm seeing them danced just by hearing the music.Blush