to ask you all to shut the fuck up.

[AtYourCervix]

and share some love.

I'm very fond of you lot. It upsets me when we don't get along.

Could we have a bit of mutual loving?

is te toblerone not a little pointy and bumpy/. you'd be better with a crunch i think.

Yeah, I get the sexing a toblerone. I would def smooth that baby off!!!

Or..... Doritios with salsa dips

not sure about that, might be mistaken for a nasty Heffner bunny girl

suely they'd crumble AND the salsa may be a bit burny.

dang i am crushing on Eva green what a foxy little minx

geeze...doritos and sex?

[ouchies}

almost as bad as a hairy man and a jar of golden syrup.........

haha syrupy nightmare

maybe a bounty would be nice to sex,

Cervix You could calm the heat with a little sour cream n chive or some of that cucumber raita.

off to bed now ladies, have enjoyed our 'love-in' tonight, and looking forward to whatever madness engults MN tomorrow.

that Fiennes man would receive it from me

endulFs...my god, my typing tonight has been apalling...sorry x

a head to toe 'waxing' i tell thee

I once tried to indulge in some kinky food sex with an ex boyfriend. He insisted on squirting the cream on neatly in small patches and then licking it off. I was like, FFS let's get messy!

Have a shared too much there?

i too am orf to bed shortly. i need to get my beauty sleep before my date with <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.londontheatredirect.com/img/eventgallery/CarlosAcosta_161.jpg&imgrefurl=www.londontheatredirect.com/ballet/737/Carlos-Acosta-tickets.aspx&usg=__foGSdnU-xua-4z9pDWEQzir8uzs=&h=300&w=500&sz=9&hl=en&start=101&zoom=1&tbnid=BKYT9y91F_Uu0M:&tbnh=138&tbnw=184&ei=uQb9TdTRGZCg-AaYuom_Aw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcarlos%2Bacosta%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4DSGK_en___GB423%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D641%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=309&vpy=290&dur=118&hovh=174&hovw=290&tx=181&ty=89&page=6&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:101&biw=1366&bih=641" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">carlos

ooohh!

chases cheer with a feather duster

I've got a bit of home-grown, 12 2 Krispy Kremes left over from last night's non stake out, and a couple of bottles of a very nice Pinot Grigio that I'm fucking happy to share with all you lovely cunts and twunts

I also remember a roommate sexing it up with a rowntrees fruit icelolly with his girlfriend. Oh my lord the shrieks...

Home grown lettuce, Izzy
I will take a glass of Pinot off you, thanks you generous bastard. x x

Thought you were referring to Mr Santana, Cervix, but that Carlos will do nicely.

takes hat off to rocket lolly sex. yowzers. maybe when it's summer

Not sure why 'cos this whole thread is funny but PMSL @ 'I'm a singer in musicals'.

I'd like to send some love to all - had my Best friend around this afternoon for coffee and very chilled and happy especially as the DC's didn't fight

Home-grown rocket, Sweary. I seem recall that the exact strain is 'Purple Haze'

Here you go , plenty more where that came from.