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to ask you all to shut the fuck up.

206 replies

AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 19:44

and share some love.

I'm very fond of you lot. It upsets me when we don't get along.

Could we have a bit of mutual loving?

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AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 21:07

is te toblerone not a little pointy and bumpy/. you'd be better with a crunch i think.

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SwearyMary · 18/06/2011 21:07

Yeah, I get the sexing a toblerone. I would def smooth that baby off!!!

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 21:07

Or..... Doritios with salsa dips

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:08

not sure about that, might be mistaken for a nasty Heffner bunny girl

AtYourCervix · 18/06/2011 21:09

suely they'd crumble AND the salsa may be a bit burny.

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WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 21:09

dang i am crushing on Eva green what a foxy little minx

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:10

geeze...doritos and sex?

[ouchies}

almost as bad as a hairy man and a jar of golden syrup.........

WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 21:10

haha syrupy nightmare

WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 21:11

maybe a bounty would be nice to sex,

SwearyMary · 18/06/2011 21:11

Cervix You could calm the heat with a little sour cream n chive or some of that cucumber raita.

CheerMum · 18/06/2011 21:11

off to bed now ladies, have enjoyed our 'love-in' tonight, and looking forward to whatever madness engults MN tomorrow.

WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 21:12

that Fiennes man would receive it from me

CheerMum · 18/06/2011 21:12

endulFs...my god, my typing tonight has been apalling...sorry x

AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:13

a head to toe 'waxing' i tell thee Grin

CheerMum · 18/06/2011 21:13
AmazingBouncingFerret · 18/06/2011 21:13

I once tried to indulge in some kinky food sex with an ex boyfriend. He insisted on squirting the cream on neatly in small patches and then licking it off. I was like, FFS let's get messy!

Have a shared too much there? Blush

Grin
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AuntieMonica · 18/06/2011 21:14

ooohh!

chases cheer with a feather duster

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 18/06/2011 21:14

I've got a bit of home-grown, 12 2 Krispy Kremes left over from last night's non stake out, and a couple of bottles of a very nice Pinot Grigio that I'm fucking happy to share with all you lovely cunts and twunts

AmazingBouncingFerret · 18/06/2011 21:14

I also remember a roommate sexing it up with a rowntrees fruit icelolly with his girlfriend. Oh my lord the shrieks...

SwearyMary · 18/06/2011 21:17

Home grown lettuce, Izzy
I will take a glass of Pinot off you, thanks you generous bastard. x x

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 18/06/2011 21:20

Thought you were referring to Mr Santana, Cervix, but that Carlos will do nicely.

WhipMeIndiana · 18/06/2011 21:20

takes hat off to rocket lolly sex. yowzers. maybe when it's summer

youarekidding · 18/06/2011 21:22

Not sure why 'cos this whole thread is funny but PMSL @ 'I'm a singer in musicals'.

I'd like to send some love to all - had my Best friend around this afternoon for coffee and very chilled and happy especially as the DC's didn't fight Grin

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 18/06/2011 21:23

Home-grown rocket, Sweary. I seem recall that the exact strain is 'Purple Haze'

Here you go Wine, plenty more where that came from.