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AIBU?

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to judge people who don't Give Head?

168 replies

saidthespiderwithahorridsmile · 23/05/2011 16:01

I mean, how selfish can you get

it's a few minutes out of your life and it can make all the difference to somebody's quality of life

oh no...hang on... wait...Confused

OP posts:
bupcakesandcunting · 23/05/2011 16:02

Arf!

nobiggy · 23/05/2011 16:03

I don't like the smell of bollocks. There it is.

cassierosse · 23/05/2011 16:04

Makes me gag. ShockBlush

Nixea · 23/05/2011 16:04
ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 23/05/2011 16:05

Eau du bolleaux is not quite Chanel, is it?

FabbyChic · 23/05/2011 16:05

If the bollocks smell it is because they haven;t been washed properly, buy him some soap.

sodiumion · 23/05/2011 16:06

I cant decide which is worse: General penis taste, or the taste of Carex where DH nicely washed himself first..... Grin

worraliberty · 23/05/2011 16:06

If it takes a few minutes of your life, you're doing it wrong Wink

Madamolive · 23/05/2011 16:07

Lmao!

TrillianAstra · 23/05/2011 16:09

He needs to rinse better, sodiumion

IgnoringTheChildren · 23/05/2011 16:09

Giving head in the shower gets round the bollocksy smellines but not the gagging. Grin

Insomnia11 · 23/05/2011 16:09

YABU. Everyone is entitled to be as sexual or asexual as they wish to be, and only perform the sexual practices they are comfortable with. Also it's up to couples to decide what they do & don't do between them. AFAIC though if they can't be bothered to be scrupulously clean and don't return the favour then why should you bother?

Serenitysutton · 23/05/2011 16:10

Wahhh! Hilarious thread

Happymm · 23/05/2011 16:12

It's not even Friday :o

HeadfirstForHalos · 23/05/2011 16:12

I don't mind the natural bollock smell, is that just me? Confused

Sweaty unclean balls on the other hand- no thanks!

Shakirasma · 23/05/2011 16:13

It's up to individuals how much or how little they give sexually.

However if they are not prepared to make an effort, particularly with such vanilla practices, they they should not be surprised if their partner get bored and goes off to get their desires satisfied elsewhere!

Paschaelina · 23/05/2011 16:15

Depends if I get a Brew and Biscuit afterwards though dunnit?

nenevomito · 23/05/2011 16:15

Its all very well demanding head, but I'm vegetarian and its just too, well, meaty for my liking.

Grin
Jaspants · 23/05/2011 16:17
Grin
helsywoo · 23/05/2011 16:17

Head first thing in the morning, Ive noticed a little bit of wee comes out first

cassierosse · 23/05/2011 16:19

gagging<

runs to throw up

MotherSnacker · 23/05/2011 16:22

YANBU It's good for you, full of nutrients and slimming. Confused (gullible emoticon)

MarisCrane · 23/05/2011 16:25

I used to but can't any more.

Sorry wrong thread

Insomnia11 · 23/05/2011 16:43

However if they are not prepared to make an effort, particularly with such vanilla practices, they they should not be surprised if their partner get bored and goes off to get their desires satisfied elsewhere!

Oh God it's Daily Mail "How to keep your man" 101. If as a couple you are sexually incompatible then possibly it is better you both look for other partners, unless sex isn't that important to either of you. It isn't a case of people being 'good in bed' or 'bad in bed' it's a case of good communication, consideration for the other's feelings, and compatibility.

PigletJohn · 23/05/2011 16:43

it works both ways, you know.

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