to judge people who don't Give Head?

[saidthespiderwithahorridsmile]

I mean, how selfish can you get

it's a few minutes out of your life and it can make all the difference to somebody's quality of life

oh no...hang on... wait...

sick at "little bit of wee"

was just about to say that John

It is actually illegal in this state... not that it stops anyone! :) I actually like doing it, such a feeling of power... only times it is horrible is if the bloke has eaten pineapple or garlic, barf. I'm a bit scared to do it lately though, because my jaw dislocates easily and sometimes snaps shut... haven't done any damage yet, but it could happen...

You dont get subjects like this in the daily torygraph; or on womans hour....or even Radio 5-Live

So if you don't give head then it's OK for your DP/DH to cheat? I'v heard it all now.

DP/DH/DW you mean, surely?

Yes DW too (sorry, concentrating from my perspective).

little bit of wee?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

FWIW - I loved doing it, total power trip.

Bloody hell, I haven't given my DH a BJ for aaaaaaagggggeeeessssss.

Do you think he's got a super-injunction so I don't find out what he's been doing ? (Besides going to work, coming home, snoring on sofa, going to bed, going to work, coming home, snoring on sofa...........)

Forgot.

It's not something I've ever done. Is it true you get and afterwards?

great thread for a Monday afternoon!

lynette

See above post.

It's been so long, I've forgotten.

You don't Lynette, but the bonus is that your O/H (ambiguous) doesn't cheat on you.

Yes, a little bit of wee. I actually studied it once and asked what the small amount of watery, gingery stuff was. That was my answer. Obviously, that wasn't a swallowing occasion.

That is rank helsywoo I think you just ruined it for me...

Was it a scientific study helsy or a sniff test?

Lol at Cassie. I've heard all it now not only are some MNers so convinced that the way they parent is the right way and anyone who disagrees is a tosser etc etc but now you are judged on your sex or lack of sex life too. Only on MN.

getting scared<

off to google to see if I remember how to do it.

I've heard the pineapple thing before - how long does it take to "go through him"?

Stop it, you're putting me off.

thinks< Maybe there's a reason I haven't done it for so long ?

This is another reason to feel sorry for Imogen Thomas.

I bet she had to pluck a few of RG's skanky curly pubes out of her teeth in her time.

Giving head to Ryan Giggs..... and were back to thow up in the mouth.

this thread reminds me of the 1sit dirty joke i remember

Q. how do you get rid of pubes?

A. with a toothpick