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to judge people who don't Give Head?

168 replies

saidthespiderwithahorridsmile · 23/05/2011 16:01

I mean, how selfish can you get

it's a few minutes out of your life and it can make all the difference to somebody's quality of life

oh no...hang on... wait...Confused

OP posts:
ledkr · 23/05/2011 17:25

A bit of wee? ugh.

CoffeeDodger · 23/05/2011 17:28

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Teenytiny · 23/05/2011 17:54

why would you judge anyone for not giving their partner head???

why is it affecting you or your realtionship and why is it your business??

sorry if it sounds rude but i just dont know why you would judge someone for that?

pingu2209 · 23/05/2011 17:57

My husband used to say that sperm is good for your hair so it is good to swallow. However, now he has had the snip that doesn't apply.

RedGreenBlue · 23/05/2011 18:00

Hang on, are we talking a bit of head as foreplay here, or all-the-way head?

Just curious (and sort of interested to see if there's any persuasive trend here I can subtly direct DP towards...)

cassierosse · 23/05/2011 18:03

trying to remember<

There's different kinds ?

faints

CareyFakes · 23/05/2011 18:07

Depends how long it takes for the 'all-the-way-head' I've a sensitive jaw. I don't might noshing off the man, he's more than obliging in going down on me.

Mandy2003 · 23/05/2011 18:10

OP - I can just imagine your first post as an advertisement, like the other charity ones, particularly good when shown in the cinema!

And I have an overdeveloped gag reflex so that counts me out I suppose Sad

MrsGuyOfGisbourne · 23/05/2011 18:14

You can tell if they don't , because they have a zinc deficiency, and so their hair and nails won;t be as healthy ( or so DH tells me...) Grin

RedGreenBlue · 23/05/2011 18:16

My DW takes Zinc supplements. Dammit, the expense of them, if nothing else!

Insomnia11 · 23/05/2011 18:18

They could be taking vitamins and minerals with zinc though MrsGuy...but I can't say I'd argue the point if I were married to Guy of Gisborne :D

MrsGuyOfGisbourne · 23/05/2011 18:26

insomnia Grin

Deesus · 23/05/2011 18:40

If only I'd stuck to just giving head I would have never found the wonderful world of MN.... Wink

HeadfirstForHalos · 23/05/2011 19:06

babyheave I'm vegetarian too, it's guilt free sausage, dig in Wink

helsywoo · 23/05/2011 19:09

My OH says that I stopped inspecting wee-come when he put a ring on my finger. He's probably right actually.

aliceliddell · 23/05/2011 19:17

OMG. Wee-come. WEE-COME. NOOOoooo.....

pink4ever · 23/05/2011 19:25

If my dh pissed in my mouth while I was sucking him off then I would bite it off.seriously

PigletJohn · 23/05/2011 19:37

isn't normal to wake up, wander off to the bathroom for a pee, rinse the knob in warm water just in case, return to bed for a snuggle, IYNWIM?

ellerman · 23/05/2011 19:47

I'm just amused that when I read this there were 69 messages, but I have spoiled it by being number 70!

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 19:52

i dont get the power trip thing tis all about the pleasure aspect and a beautiful penis. wasnt a massive fan of doing it with my ex but i would. oddly much happier to do it now Grin

RedGreenBlue · 23/05/2011 20:15

PigletJohn, since the dawn of time the only reason a guy has ever washed his undercarriage is "just in case" - no matter how remote the possibility...

RedHeels · 23/05/2011 20:29

I find that an excellent diet is the key. Lots of fruit and fresh produce and you get a very palatable good quality sperm. True story.

vmcd28 · 23/05/2011 20:40

Giving head? Seriously - people with young kids can be arsed to have any sort of sex life at all? Gosh, I must try harder.

frazzle26 · 23/05/2011 20:46

Don't mind doing it but I have a genuine concern (please don't laugh). I'm epileptic and although I've never had a seizure whilst in the act everytime I do this with a guy it's all I can think about so it kind of ruins the moment :-(

(I'm talking jaw clamping BTW!!)

cannydoit · 23/05/2011 21:06

frazzle i to am epileptic it is a worry that i will come round covered in blood a passed out man in my bed and half a bitten off penis in my mouth.