to judge people who don't Give Head?

[saidthespiderwithahorridsmile]

I mean, how selfish can you get

it's a few minutes out of your life and it can make all the difference to somebody's quality of life

oh no...hang on... wait...

perhaps you could take your teeth out first?

just cos you have kids dont mean your sex life should go down the pan!

i probably give head 3 times a week at the mo. kids doesnt = no effort with the naughty stuff

20 years since I last sucked a cock and it'll be another 20 (and then some) before I do again. If I wanna gag and barf up then I'll stick something that doesn't taste of smeg down my schneck thank you very much.

I have a chiming necklace, so dh can tell exactly how much effort I'm putting in or not, I also have a matching bracelet, so if I finish off with a quick hand job it's very musical

Ewww I've always felt secretly a bit sorry for anyone whose partner won't go down on them if they want them to...but having read some of the cleanliness issues on this thread I'm not fucking surprised

Back off Merlincat Benedict is mine.

I'd judge those that didn't give head too... (said whilst channeling my inner Linda Lovelace)

Believe it or not, today I considered posting that I am genuinely upset at the fact that I involuntarily gag at the crucial-moment-of-release (!) when enjoying this pastime with DH . Not in jest - I do enjoy the whole oral sex thing, always have, and DH is fab at reciprocating, but I just can't stop myself gagging when it looks like I'm about to get a mouthful . Tips please!

I think men who don't like it are odd - my friend was married (note the 'was') who didn't like it and he was the most uptight miserable sod ever. Men who don't like it are odd! Not that there are too many of them who don't I'm sure!

I think penises are like faces. Some pretty, some not

!

I can do it, but I recoil in horror if the man can't return the favour adequately. I mean, how difficult is it?? Why can't I feel anything???!!!!!

I used to do it but sometimes it took ages to come out or the vein wasn't big enough. One time I did it and fainted half way through.

Oh...wait...this is the other thread....

I love doing it and seeing the man in question squirm at my touch. It is very pleasurable especially if your secretly in love with the guy your doing it too and he is a giant man god that is hung like a horse.

3 times a week canny?!

Dear lord - you are quite the catch

Olifin

helsywoo Mon 23-May-11 16:17:22
Head first thing in the morning, Ive noticed a little bit of wee comes out first

A piss prelude? Buuuuuuurrrrrggghhhhh.

I'll print this out and keep a copy in my bedside cabinet, should I need to provide evidence of my inability to put lips to penis.

at 'little bit of wee'. And I wondered why I don't like doing it.

merlin and Reindeer, we'd better step outside because Benedict C is mine and I am not sharing with anyone. And although I hate giving head generally, for him I would do it all day long. in fact I have frequent unbidden filthy fantasies about it

Sorry if too much info.

I know you shouldn't give to receive, but I do. Simple as that. So long as you're clean, being dirty doesn't much taste of anything (if you're also sucking a mint).

I'm not allowed (thankfully)!

DF has ishoos. A previous GF sneezed and bit. He had to have stitches!

i must try sucking a mint - my H does love his tea tree and mint shower experience so a bit of a minty BJ would probably go down (fnar fnar) a treat.

i was merrily chuckling away eating a cookie with dd until helsy piped up,

"i must try sucking a mint - my H does love his tea tree and mint shower experience so a bit of a minty BJ would probably go down (fnar fnar) a treat".

Mouthwash works too :-P

merlin, seriously, there are not many depths to which I would not ? pardon the expression ? lower myself if the Cumberbatch required it.

Bring on the bit of wee, I say.