to judge people who don't Give Head?

[saidthespiderwithahorridsmile]

I mean, how selfish can you get

it's a few minutes out of your life and it can make all the difference to somebody's quality of life

oh no...hang on... wait...

ok, not a fan of giving bjs because i cannot work out what to do with my teeth! (and no they are not false before you ask ) i resort to hand jobs as foreplay because i don't think my mouth gives enough pressure iyswim? are you supposed to suck as well?

dh is no help, he says he's not sure either! (although i think he's just trying to make me feel better!)

put your lips over your teeth if you are trying to do a straightforward up and down thingummy - i don't do too much of that as it tends to make my jaw ache (he's soooooo big y'know ), it also helps if you get it pretty wet beforehand, as otherwise the drag effect can leave your teeth exposed...

You may not be worthy, merlin, but I AM!

what's the alternative to straight up and down though?

seriously, i am that clueless!

blowjob guide!

There's a mumsnet guide on a thread somewhere as well hurricaine ...perhaps that will be the next Mumsnet guide!

If you've fallen for the "i've never had a girl give me head" or "I've never come through a blow job" or "i've don't enjoy blow jobs" lines you're a bleedin eejit.

Saying that though I can't be doing with folks who whinge their OH won't go down on them but when asked if they go down on them reply with an "eww" ah grow up.

Oooh. I thought this thread would be about men not giving women head. In which case YANBU Goddamnit!

no need to be sexist, northernrock

LadyClariceCannockMonty I will fight you for the honour.

Ahem sorry, just rewatched Sherlock and had some very naughty thoughts

Give & take - surely.

& if you are a straight woman - do you not love a man's cock & balls??

Really???

Then what do you like??

Just give it some love - you may find it comes back to you tenfold......

Cripes - what's to be scared of?????

I would judge a man if he didnt do oral to me. I want it at least a couple of times a week and its only polite to return the favour. I have luckily never gone out with a man who doesnt like it but I know friends that have gone out with men who refuse to go down on a woman I would dump them for that tbh you cant go your whole life without it!

Hidinginahardhat - My husband was 18 when we met and had had sex but not BJs. I think its strange that he had got to so old and not been having lots but he said girls dont often like doing them.

I will agree its true I have friends way over 18 now who refuse to do them and I know men that wont do oral cause they dont like it. Weird, weird people to me.

Tambern, I'll fight anyone for Benedict.

Go and see Third Star (if it's on anywhere near you): naughty thoughts ahoy! www.imdb.com/title/tt1510906/

'just give it some love - you may find it comes back to you tenfold......'

Funnily enough, I used to find that was exactly what happened

This is quite an unusual one for Thurs.

You must've been sitting closer than all four occasions when I went, merlin.

Oh and PS still not sharing.

Thanks for the recommendation LadyClarice, will try and find it.

And I'm sure there's enough to go around

It's not actually wee!

From a reputable sex education website:
'Shortly after a man gets an erection, a small amount of clear fluid is released from the tip of his penis. This fluid, called "pre-cum" or "pre-ejaculate," is produced in the Cowper's Glands. It is designed to clean out the urethra in order to prepare a pathway for the sperm before ejaculation (because urine is acidic and not a friendly environment for sperm to travel through).'