to judge people who don't Give Head?

[saidthespiderwithahorridsmile]

I mean, how selfish can you get

it's a few minutes out of your life and it can make all the difference to somebody's quality of life

oh no...hang on... wait...

Yank, sort of like washing up liquid then........

Tambern, you're welcome. It is v sad though, be warned.

OK ladies/gents, we seem to be drifting from the OP's original question - seriously, some of us need some workable tips to make the task - how should I put it - palatable. Please. I am not selfish and would love to enjoy the BJ right to the bitter end, but my body just won't have it!

Neveradullmomentinparadise I can't suggest much to make it palatable but as a suggestion to minimise the discomfort if you really want to swallow (though I've never got why men find that sexy) then I suggest that when you can tell he's about to come, rather than lean back, go forward a bit so the ejaculate doesn't hit the tastebuds at the front of your mouth. Usually the taste is still there, but far more dilute. It takes a little bit of practice but without sounding like a 17 year old girl you can practice with your toothbrush- a) taming your gag reflex at liquid near the back of your throat, and b) practice swallowing the saliva around the toothbrush, washing it down as it were. Can't promise it'll work for everyone, but it worked for me.

Or you could take my best tip and have a glass of the peatiest whisky you can find beside you, and take a sip when finished.

And since we're on a subject with serious TMI, I kind of want to know something. Does anyone else kiss their DP afterwards? In a well if I've done that, you can live with a kiss, way.

Anyone?

Echo.. echo...

Is it wrong that I have traded a blowjob for a lie in and breakfast in bed?

As for palatable, Good Head gel is fantastic stuff, I like the fiery cinnamon and DH just about loses his mind...

Has this thread died?

Morloth, I don't think that's wrong.

Thanks for all the tips Tambern and Morloth. (Is it the same as Durex Play?) I have no wish to swallow, just to be able to see it through without barfing would be good . I do geniunely enjoy it, just not that last barfy barfing bit . And it's only been since I had my two DS that it's been an issue at all. Honestly, you'd think I had better things to worry about.

I'm not keen on either giving or receiving head. Luckily for our sex life dh isn't partial either. I just find it a bit too intense (I much prefer his hands), and whilst I do sometimes give dh a bit of a kiss and a promise I find it gets boring really quickly (and he prefers me to suck his nipple to his penis). We do other stuff that's not very vanilla (if fact very little PIV nowadays).

Each to their own really.

You suck your husband's nipple? Hahahahaha

I don't think giving a blow job is always appropriate. I use the self-checkouts now so it wouldn't hold me up anyway.

my dp likes me sucking his nipples too

many men don't like licking women out, either!

And many men do.

It's nicer if the woman is fresh, and, perhaps surprisingly, the more frequent and vigorous they have sex, the better it tastes.

I laughed loudly at merlin's Benedict wee fantasies

HeadfirstForHalos Mon 23-May-11 16:12:04
I don't mind the natural bollock smell, is that just me?

Round of applause for you, that is the funniest thing I have ever read

merlin
But seriously, I do hope relations with your son have not been soured in any way.

I enjoy a musty bollock smell.... is that weird?

I also quite like the taste of some men's semen... also weird?
There is a drink in Tesco called Neuro Sonic, it tastes like cum, I actively buy it for the taste...

Each to their own Titsalina but it might be a tiny bit weird

merlin.

Hands off the Cumberbatch though, still.

there is a tree that has a semen smell - does anyone know what it is called? In flower round about know - lots of them in Richmond Park, but have never identified which (and the botany books don't identify it )

Oh, I don't know what they're called but yes, now I think about it I DO know that smell. Quite disturbing when you're just walking down the road minding your own business.

I love the smell but only when clean. Dp does a lot of training and sometimes stops off after - gets me every time! I'm also convinced it makes my nails grow stronger :-)

I would only do it if DH as showered and he as to have shaved balls, that's my rules.
Did have one ex though ask if I'd lick his assole. I was just like Ewwwwwwwwwww no fucking way. Not someone's ass