Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

[bupcakesandcunting]

I have to walk down a long alley with loads of bends in it to get DS to pre-school, and obviously, walk back up it. On the way back the alley is dead quiet because pre-school parents leave fifteen minutes after the rest of the school. I never see anyone walking down there on my way back.

About halfway up on my way home, I had a terrible urge to, ahem, bottom burp. Had a quick scan round. No-one about, so I let rip. It was REALLY loud and it had gusto too. (Chilli for tea last night) Then I hear sniggering and feel my fce go red from the neck up. Turns out there were two blokes over the other side of the fence of the alley, pruning a tree. Both of them quite easy on the eye.

Moral of this story: look UP as well.

kreecher - that's hilarious and let's face it, invigilation is very boring.

Standing waiting at the school for DCs I released a quiet one into the atmosphere.It stank,so I stormed away from the two dads who were waiting nearby (they weren't in conversation with each other) and gave them both a whore ( pronounced hoo-er) of a look as they say in Glasgow.

No, BFG is 'Whizzpops' and 'whizzbangs' :o

I just know I'd love you! Hi. lar. i. ous. x

That's v funny Kreecher. I used to play a similar game when I worked in a shop after a night out. It was v popular with staff

We call them "botty coughs"

for my dd they're known as "farty poppers".

Love the story of the husband who thought a fart was his wife calling him

Oh no - this is just too funny!! Farts are fab!!

My Mum once let rip with a massive trump while my Dad was listening to music with his headphones on.

Unfortunately, her secret was revealed when all three dogs leapt up and started staring at their own bottoms, wondering if they'd done it!

Anniepops with a name like that you would love them [grins]

My primary school headmaster was reading us Watership Down while leaning against a radiator. His bottom burped, and the sound reverberated around the entire school, amplified through the central heating system. He admirably kept reading without missing a beat.

Whilst shopping some time ago I squatted to browse some stuff on the lower shelves. The item I wanted was towards the back and as I propelled leant forward I let an almight one go! Oh the shame, it stank as well. There were at least 3 -4 people close by who witnessed it.

Loving 'Burt' and 'Rrrrrraaaaaarrrrb' :)

If his name was Jimminy Billy Bob then I'd be telling you to see a doctor

was once at training and the coach was doing star jumps in front of a huge line of us stretching down the whole gym..as he jumped he farted loudly..NOONE laughed

My DH calls them 'love puffs'. He seems to think that makes it OK to do them in bed!

Update. No-one will believe me about this but it is, as they say on Jezza Kyle, one thousand oer cent true

Walking back down the alley, trying to slope past tree men without them noticing me. Thought I'd got away with it then one of them shouts "Morning! Windy out today!"

I scuttled off like a kicked dog.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Pmsl bupcake
hahahahahahahaha you have really brightened up my day.

I snorted. It sounded like a fart.

My mum used to call them funny blows....

PMSL thing you need a name change - bupcakesapumping :)

Having just seen your update - I now have tears rolling down my face - feel for you, but SOOOO funny :)

PMSL. Especially as they rememberd you!

Love you buppy :o that is BRILLIANT

I have spent the whole day being mortified. It's MNs fault too. I was debating leaving earlier and taking a detour to the school so I could avoid the laughing boys in the tree but then I got engrossed in a thread so had to take my normal route.