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Do your DH/DP make you orgasm everytime?

184 replies

welshbyrd · 06/04/2011 16:18

Or do you lie/bend the truth for male ego?

Just being a bit nosey really Blush ...

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smokinaces · 06/04/2011 17:58

Lemmin, wicked!! Shagged by a poltergeist!!

catinboots · 06/04/2011 17:59

As Reality said - I can count on one hand the times that he hasn't.

Grin
droves · 06/04/2011 18:01

pmsl ! @ shagged by a poltergeist !

Hmm Im sure that was an article in chat /fate&fortune mag once...

Honeybee79 · 06/04/2011 18:02

Yes (but not through penetrative sex alone), there's only been a few occasions when he hasn't until recently. I'm now on anti depressants and it's bloody impossible. Sad

HooverTheHamaBeads · 06/04/2011 18:03

No

PeterAndreForPM · 06/04/2011 18:17

no, not always

just before a period I go off sex and find it difficult to O, even with a "helping hand"

I don't fake it though, I just tell him it ain't gonna happen and we open the drawer of tricks (ahem) or just write it off, it ain't the end of the world

and tomorrow is another day (said Dorothy) Smile

LittleWhiteWolf · 06/04/2011 18:18

Not so much before I had DD, but since having her he very often makes me orgasm. That's not to say that before I never had any; but I used to take control of my own climax and get on top. Highly recommended Grin and DH enjoyed it, too.

noodle69 · 06/04/2011 18:21

Yes but we nearly always do 69 first and its a guarnteed orgasm from me. Sex feels loads better once you have orgasmed already and I just like the feel of 69!I have a few vibrators to some for during sex and some I use alone.

BitOfFun · 06/04/2011 18:28

I never can see the appeal of 69 myself. But I'm not the kind of person who can pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time either.

davidtennantsmistress · 06/04/2011 18:36

95% of the time yes, toys yes, undies yes, other bits yes, erm... he buys little bits and bobs as do I we like the surprising still. wasn't right keen on dancing but it was a giggle plus a bit of a power trip Blush

PlopPlopPing · 06/04/2011 18:37

BitOfFun You don't have to do too much for them to enjoy it really. You concentrate on what they are doing and absentmindedly do what you are doing. Mine loves it like that.

cheekynamechange · 06/04/2011 18:47

surely with a 69 you end up with your nose up his bum?

Doesnt appeal to me.

noodle69 · 06/04/2011 18:48

'surely with a 69 you end up with your nose up his bum?'

No definitely not! he lies down, I get on top

backwardpossom · 06/04/2011 18:50

surely with a 69 you end up with your nose up his bum?

If your OH's willy points that way maybe?!

cheekynamechange · 06/04/2011 18:50

so his nose is up your bum?!

cheekynamechange · 06/04/2011 18:51

Im going to have to try this, its just sounds like a logistical nightmare!

Im coming across all repressed on this thread, im honestly not!

noodle69 · 06/04/2011 18:55

Sort of near your bum yeah I suppose! never really thought about it. Wouldnt think it would matter as long as you didnt fart! Grin

cheekynamechange · 06/04/2011 18:56

Haha! (drinks a bucket of wine and plonks arse on dh"s face)

davidtennantsmistress · 06/04/2011 19:03

er even being under his butt isn't near my nose - and mine's not either - maybe we don't do it right/as deep. Blush but it's all good this side.

noodle69 · 06/04/2011 19:09

Its not really near your bum if he is liking your cli* (dont know if i am allowed to write it but you know what i mean!) Try it you might enjoy though, I have only ever done it with my husband and we love it so much we always do it. I wish I had known about it before!

cheekynamechange · 06/04/2011 19:12

Can you send him round then please?

cheekynamechange · 06/04/2011 19:13
Wink
TattyDevine · 06/04/2011 19:16

Re: Orgasm in sleep - that happens to me quite often. Sometimes a few times a week, once twice in one night (!), other times I'll go a few weeks without. They are, quite franky, the best possible orgasm possible. They are the most amazing, intense, unbelievable long and delightful ones you could possibly ever have.

They are of course g-spot orgasms (even though there is no stimulation - almost brain orgasms) but they are the same "type" as a g-spot orgasm.

I learned in my mid twenties to have a g-spot one without any clitoral help. They take longer to achieve but they are amazing and worth it. Nothing wrong with a clit/g-spot combined which are easiest to achieve. Not saying a clit only one is to be sniffed at but for me they lack "depth" - its like mono instead of stereo. (During sleep no hands one is like surround sound!)

If anyone has trouble achieving orgasm during penetrative sex and tends to do finger stuff and clit-only orgasms before or after, but wants to experience a clit+gspot orgasm, I highly recommend you experiment and perhaps invest in a g-spot vibrator or buzzing ball type jobby which you insert. You dont have to "do" anything else unusual except put it there and then do your normal finger stuff - but I promise the orgasm will be different than without. Once you really get used to that and really get the hang, you could try getting yourself worked up into an absolute frenzy one night, even if you have to do this alone and use some erotic literature or write out your most unbelievable sexual fantasy then read it back to yourself a few times whilst doing it - and dont do anything with your clit, just your chosen g-spot stimulator, and see if you can get there with just that. Once you have learned to do that, and indulge in that a few times, even if it is without your partner (though ideally include him! - but do it without him rather than not do it at all, if you are curios) you will find that your ability to orgasm during bog standard penetrative sex increases considerably. Its like your brain "learns" how to do it and it becomes really rather easy.

Hope that's helped someone, its probably a bit too saucy and TMI for AIBU and I probably should have name changed really as it will probably make me cringe one day particularly if someone recognises me from real life and decides to advance search me or something (!) but sod it, if it helps just one person achieve something new and wonderful then its worth it!

hardhatdonned · 06/04/2011 19:17

Never fake it!! Thats the worst thing to do if you ever want a real one!!

As for me...Mind ya own business :o

welshbyrd · 06/04/2011 19:29

Im loving cheekynamechange (drinks a bucket of wine and plonks arse on dh"s face)

I could not help getting a visual image. DP lying on the soaf, resting after work, watching emmerdale, and drunken DW/DP drops the kegs and wap, have it Smile

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