to ask you to add to this thread...

[Valpollicella]

...and possibly complete the first ever MN romantic novel (Mills & Boon style)..

Rose-Marie looked down at her oil covered overalls and considered her aching muscles. She had spent all afternoon working on the old Merc for the local landowner and still hadn't managed to get to the bottom of the problem.

She slumped down at the small bench and greedily unwrapped her ham sandwiches....

Unable to take anymore from the men in her life, the men who only wanted and never gave, she fled. Sobbing as ran beyond their gaze, she felt that familiar sensation that could mean only one thing. Reaching for her vibrating iPhone she glanced at the name flashing before her eyes.... Hugh

Or Huge, as she had playfully nicknamed him. Made a Curly Wurly look like a chipolata.

Bosom heaving she leant against the lichened headstone of a local murder victim and read the message from Huge. A picture was attached and tentatively, her soft white fiongers trembling like autumn leaves, she clicked the open icon....

to see an empty message - huge had pressed the wrong button in his excitement ...

...and sent the steamy missive intended for his beloved to his predatory boss, Demi MoorethanEnough.

"Well helloooo...." she purred, "I never knew Hugh had it in him or should I say...."

nico what are you doing to hugh?

Betrayed by every man, she could not believe Hugh was bi-sexual. Was her love tunnel not enough for his ginormous marrow! She needed a curly-wurly and she needed one now....

...but all she'd got was a flake.

one thing perplexed her...would her soft white fiongers be able to hold one, or would she need her fingers as well???

she knew that flakes were crumbly and made the mistake of looking in the urban dictionary and that made her mind up for her. she was still retching half hour later when colin rode up on his white horse and got off his horse to gallantly hold her hair saying ...

...I can give you some "special medicine" Rose-Marie,that is excellent for nausea! Inbetween retchs(?), she thanked him for this gallant gesture by poking him in his eye-she knew those soft white fiongers would come in useful one day....

colin said 'ooh i like it there'

And fell to his knees, panting with desire...

ok. said rose-marie.
i am going to take a much more dominating role in my own story.
NOW F LISTEN TO ME, COLIN!
TAKE OFF THOSE WET CLOTHES, YOU'LL GET FLU.
cougn=hing into her hand, her voice then returned to its normal, buttermilk tones

..then she handed him a nice dry US army marine outfit to slip on.
I will be your commanding officer, she purred.
then she whipped out a razor to give him a big Jarhead.

With shaking hands, he slowly unbuttoned his gathered white muslin shirt, revealing his (just hairy enough to be really darn sexy) heaving chest...

And then he popped on the marine costume..

"Does my bum look big in this?" he asked, peering over his shoulder as the razor sliced through his curls.

...and actually, it did look big. yet still manly. and quite hard, yet also soft. she gave it a real good squidge.

"Oooh s'nice" she grinned dirtily.

I imagine he's reading it now and has possibly even contributed a few lines .

right oh private darcey

hit the floor and give me 50! rose-marie suddenly screamed

he whimpered with lust and hit the floor, his mightly erection straining against his camo pants. everytime he lowered he grimaced as the floor put pressure on his huge flagpole.