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Valpollicella · 13/03/2011 23:18

...and possibly complete the first ever MN romantic novel (Mills & Boon style)..

Rose-Marie looked down at her oil covered overalls and considered her aching muscles. She had spent all afternoon working on the old Merc for the local landowner and still hadn't managed to get to the bottom of the problem.

She slumped down at the small bench and greedily unwrapped her ham sandwiches....

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BeerTricksPotter · 14/03/2011 00:20

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Loonytoonie · 14/03/2011 00:22

as she struggled with the nuts on the head-gasket - boy were they stiff...

Loonytoonie · 14/03/2011 00:23

(darn it - too slow too slow!)

sharbie · 14/03/2011 00:23

'jamie' she called 'jamie'

sharbie · 14/03/2011 19:14

the end?

sloggies · 14/03/2011 19:22

The end? Never! She arranged her luscious curves to best advantage over the car, whilst she waited, optimistically...

AmazingBouncingFerret · 14/03/2011 19:25

Have we got to his pulsating manhood yet? I always skip to those bits Wink

sharbie · 14/03/2011 19:26

hooray she shouted here comes

ginmakesitallok · 14/03/2011 19:29

his pulsating manhood. THE END

Mandy2003 · 14/03/2011 19:29

The redhead with the child from the village "'Ere..I fink..."

superfanjo · 14/03/2011 19:47

''you have dropped your mooncup..!!''

Rosebud05 · 14/03/2011 19:52

fortunately, it ricocheted off my jutting jaw and my slate grey eyes squinted into the sun as I watched it fly into the distance...

sharbie · 14/03/2011 19:53

towards jamie

Sn0wflake · 14/03/2011 20:01

"Eh what's this?" Said Jamie as the mooncup landed at his feet "Some sort of pukka egg"?

Sn0wflake · 14/03/2011 20:03

"I saw you just now." He quipped. "You looked like you needed a bit of help with that strange man running after you. Do you want me to slap him with my marrow?"

It was a truly splendid vegetable!

VJayJay · 14/03/2011 20:06

Rose-Marie stood there gasping for breath trying to grab her mooncup but unable to take her eyes off Jamies huge marrow

Shodan · 14/03/2011 20:23

'Oh my' she said, when her breathing had calmed. 'I've had courgettes before but never one THAT big. What are you going to do with it?'

pointythings · 14/03/2011 20:29

Jamie smiled and said: "I've got some pukka extra virgin olive oil with me, babes."

PinkIceQueen · 14/03/2011 20:31

Rose-Marie took a deep breath and smiled expectantly...

AtYourCervix · 14/03/2011 20:37

Unfortunately at that moment Rose-Marie's IBS kicked in. Damn that Waitrose finest meal for one curry she had eaten alone last night in front of Toddlers and Tiaras (DMax, 10pm).

The shart soaked through her lace topped hold ups....

AtYourCervix · 14/03/2011 20:42

Rose-Marie rolled her eyes.....

phooey · 14/03/2011 20:44

Jamie licked his lips lasciviciously, with marrow in one hand and virgin olive oil in the other, his eyes flicked from her stockings to the engine, considering what to do with the oil.

PinkIceQueen · 14/03/2011 20:46

Jamie recoiled at the smell and asked if Rose-Marie needed a carefully placed marrow to help with her problem. (He hadn't read the garlic thread from last week).

Portofino · 14/03/2011 20:46

"Mmmm. I do like a mucky bird!" he slobbered.

phooey · 14/03/2011 20:47

Rose-Marie couldn't take her eyes off his tongue, his big, juicy tongue. The oil was starting to leak a little bit.